surfinshell

528 pts ยท November 10, 2015


Yes it is, I saw the book title; "How To Serve Man".

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never been allowed a cell phone in a psych ward. Not allowed anything not even under wire bra.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Only if he's still in velvet...once that peels away run for your lives!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So does the floater in the center represent a sperm? Asking for a friend.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My hamster would be all, "Ok, see ya, don't wait up".

4 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 0

If pitch drops and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was referring to mike lindell being the loser... it's a Dumb and Dumber reference.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still don't see how you fit an entire Indian in the pan...

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

For real? I only got the J&J...hmmm

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Same here! We adopted our boys ? ?

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wow, you are one pathetic loser!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He looks slightly stoned...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would it really matter?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It looks like a Salvador Dali painting

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Exploding kitten?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I swapped cigarettes for weed...much easier transition, healthier, and you can grow your own.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I swapped cigarettes for weed...much easier transition, healthier, and you can grow your own.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bout time!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Republicans call that communism. Apparently caring about the less fortunate is bad.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'd rather suck duck then be eatin out by val kilmer...totally.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except Batman isn't a hero... he is a vigilante so...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And you're sure there's no other way???

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And, can you tell me why you thought little Tiffany here deserved to get shot?

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My 9 yr old would say he's acting like a real "Richard Karen" or dick / bitch...his PC way of saying it.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yah, but it was "Refrigerator moms" that caused Autism.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow, my son goes for his first Moderna on Tues. I got the J&J and never had an issue. Hate to think he's going to feel so bad.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Beautiful! I need more!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Super creative!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what I grew up with exactly. You must be 100% honest with her and set boundaries. Let her get mad, you can't help that.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0