supadee

716 pts ยท June 3, 2015


I fart in bed all the time, I never got a shirt with a flag and anchor...

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Actually, the most important issue is what Kim kardashian is up to.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 5

I don't care that you broke your elbow.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is actually the reversed version.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I thought it said "you can swim in your favorite cleavage."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But it needs oxygen to live, you saying you want it to die?!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I don't want the kid, I'm not supporting it.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 25

This needs to get to the FP.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do crossfit

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have a cat.

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 2

So I'm not actually pooping right now? I'm not even nowing right now???!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't you mean "at home?"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thirst lighter?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's a soldiering iron.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like you forgot to adopt grammar lessons though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Boots and cats and boots and cats*

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The sauce is the best part

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

He doesn't get the sarcasm in your comments

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You forgot to update; sorry, you can't play.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can't just make up a word and not tell us the meaning!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Constipated?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That flag is a symbol for the United States. It represents what we fight for.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But...how will they read it then?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

See what you did, there. No one else did.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is black water now...it's gluten free, because you know...water has gluten.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So you're Orphan Black now?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who is this

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Men catch too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Loserrrrrrrr!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0