5261 pts · June 23, 2023
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I'm so proud of you. Even if you'd never walked again, I would be proud of you for making it through that. But this? This is amazing and I'm just so very very very proud of you and the hard work you've done. You're so resilient and strong. Good job!
Nah, guys that drive cybertrucks don't go to their visitation. They just complain about paying child support
I laugh uncontrollably. The first time it was pure surprise, now it's just hysterical mocking. I'm not even sure I can see one irl and not laugh
I had a friend who's cat would throw terrifyingly aggressive fits if not allowed to go on the evening walks
Wut?
With this plan we could win capitalism I think
Hear me out... Trade school for tots. Help alleviate the trade's low entry numbers by training then young! By the time they're in grade school you could have them apprenticing!
You make a lot more money as an electrician. But, you can absolutely still be a teacher. The credentialing is significantly lower than your current occupation
I'm pretty sure you can still do it. Might be a lot harder if you've already got a career. Or a conviction
She's effectively abandoned by her father and had so much therapy. I don't think he even pays for the therapy
I love when Panko pops up in my soon scrolling. Makes me smile every time ❤️
It's 2026, anvils are back! Just like low-rise flared jeans. Or totally oversized puffy clothes.
I say this with love. Cracked out mentally ill people don't care about that stuff. They will just hurt you. They exist in a different reality that others and don't take that stuff into consideration. I also think you'd feel real different with an actual gun pointed at you by someone with nothing to lose. But I think you like that tingle of excitement and fucking with your family so you're not going to stop ✨
Obviously it's to do something physical, like hit him with an oversized wooden mallet or lasso him like the lone ranger. Maybe drop an anvil on him?
So weird that you would mention the literal holiday that was yesterday, but say it in a way that implied MLK Day isn't a holiday?
I needed his smile today! 💕
He performed at Riyadh, that's all the proof of his stance on things I need.
Hey man, neo-brown shorts don't care. They're just wearing those masks and guns so they can feel big inside
I desperately want to squish one against my face and snuggle it
It's also about the oil, but yeah
Yeah, fuck this douchebag
What's that saying? C's and D's also very degrees. Aka those idiots that barely passed also get to be a doctor.
I hate typos, but here we are
Sometimes they're are worse because they think they are too intelligent to be wrong
Thank you for the correction! She's still shitty, but less antivax than I thought
I shift + tab to highlight then delete. This is easier
Don't forget people like antivaxxer Mayim Bialik
This asshole keeps forgetting 1) he's not white, 2) he's not that rich, 3) he's not that funny. Even his kids don't like him. But that's pretty common for maga heads tbf
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<3
I'm so proud of you. Even if you'd never walked again, I would be proud of you for making it through that. But this? This is amazing and I'm just so very very very proud of you and the hard work you've done. You're so resilient and strong. Good job!
Nah, guys that drive cybertrucks don't go to their visitation. They just complain about paying child support
I laugh uncontrollably. The first time it was pure surprise, now it's just hysterical mocking. I'm not even sure I can see one irl and not laugh
I had a friend who's cat would throw terrifyingly aggressive fits if not allowed to go on the evening walks
Wut?
With this plan we could win capitalism I think
Hear me out... Trade school for tots. Help alleviate the trade's low entry numbers by training then young! By the time they're in grade school you could have them apprenticing!
You make a lot more money as an electrician. But, you can absolutely still be a teacher. The credentialing is significantly lower than your current occupation
I'm pretty sure you can still do it. Might be a lot harder if you've already got a career. Or a conviction
She's effectively abandoned by her father and had so much therapy. I don't think he even pays for the therapy
I love when Panko pops up in my soon scrolling. Makes me smile every time ❤️
It's 2026, anvils are back! Just like low-rise flared jeans. Or totally oversized puffy clothes.
I say this with love. Cracked out mentally ill people don't care about that stuff. They will just hurt you. They exist in a different reality that others and don't take that stuff into consideration. I also think you'd feel real different with an actual gun pointed at you by someone with nothing to lose. But I think you like that tingle of excitement and fucking with your family so you're not going to stop ✨
Obviously it's to do something physical, like hit him with an oversized wooden mallet or lasso him like the lone ranger. Maybe drop an anvil on him?
So weird that you would mention the literal holiday that was yesterday, but say it in a way that implied MLK Day isn't a holiday?
I needed his smile today! 💕
He performed at Riyadh, that's all the proof of his stance on things I need.
Hey man, neo-brown shorts don't care. They're just wearing those masks and guns so they can feel big inside
I desperately want to squish one against my face and snuggle it
It's also about the oil, but yeah
Yeah, fuck this douchebag
What's that saying? C's and D's also very degrees. Aka those idiots that barely passed also get to be a doctor.
I hate typos, but here we are
Sometimes they're are worse because they think they are too intelligent to be wrong
Thank you for the correction! She's still shitty, but less antivax than I thought
I shift + tab to highlight then delete. This is easier
Don't forget people like antivaxxer Mayim Bialik
This asshole keeps forgetting 1) he's not white, 2) he's not that rich, 3) he's not that funny. Even his kids don't like him. But that's pretty common for maga heads tbf