stuartlannis

5567 pts ยท January 17, 2016


@pongos said they wanted to find themselves in another profile...that's really gay.

No

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

You could say that a hydraulic press is a rest-in-peacemaker for a pacemaker

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Helium is a hell of a drug...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's because all the potatoes left for America and the Irish followed

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thanks

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

-1 times -1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I don't see what I said wrong

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

And here we see a butt hurt Englishman in his natural habitat...wondering how far his empire wouldve gone if the damn colonies didn't revolt

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

And here we observe the bald...eagle in its natural habitat....spreading what looks to be freedom....

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

I read that iN HIS VOICE!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I stopped at the banana horse

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh contraire, some people are considerate and others are assholes. Fiddy-fiddy split

9 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

Err Kantor considers itself God

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Were you born in North Korea?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And I call dibs on your dibs

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

They already are domesticated pets

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

For your next project, do a dream within a dream!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Technically, it was somebody's errand

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I never

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I think I'm just gonna judge you anyways

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*on

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That would've been too expensive. I mean, can you even imagine the cost of ONE great magical eye? That alone would bankrupt the nation

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or is it actually a nope disguised as a harmless cellar spider? Dun dun dun...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry for the potato quality...my hands were shaking

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now that's just poor customer service

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Silly, there has never been such a thing as "spider zombies." Let's be practical

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A large pickle is not a physical deformity tho

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or the spiders

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0