strazbert

3224 pts · August 17, 2015


Team yeeterus!

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

And at 4 am...5 am...6 am...7 am...8 am...

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My sister never got it when her husband did. He stayed in his man cave for 2 weeks with a sore throat and congestion. Could've been worse

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This made me guffaw. Thank you.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I feel this. Literally felt it. Finally found a surgeon who agreed to give me a hysterectomy. What a difference. Good luck with your journey

4 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Coming up on the 1-year anniversary for my Dad. He left us on Valentines Day. Sending love your way.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Same.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I bet they talk about you and you brought them even more happiness.

4 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

Quote: He also said it was "very likely" they were trying to flee to Canada.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

A man wrote that, you literary genius.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

My dad died of covid on Valentine's Day. Cousin and cousin's fiancée still didn't get vaccinated. Both got sick. Fiancée died within 24 hrs.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well obviously he doesn't want to step on that crack, lest he break his momma's back.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

portal to Hogwarts. /2

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This got me. Thank you.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yes they do just go away. My mom used to get me on antibiotics for every sinus infection. Doctor said 10 years ago, most people recover w/o.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I thought I was your snack pack?

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I have a friend on an autoimmune diagnosis journey now. It's so hard for her.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh bless your heart

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My Grampy, who grew up in Somerville, called it Mehfuh

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cuz this is thriller

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Omg for real. I took 2 at once last week. Never, ever again. 1 was fine, 1.5 was fine, 2 was self exorcism.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bookcases have genders now? I'm way behind.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It's true if she wrapped her butt cheeks all the way around his neck and SQUEEEEEEEZED

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We have a bidet that blows warm or cool air at the end. Is that not standard???

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm high af and this made me cry laughing

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@FBI

4 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 1

So ... Don't put your dick in it?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get one if you need one, of course. I needed one. So glad I had it.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks, @OP. Hang in there. Feel the feelings. I think it's best to ride the rollercoaster, but that's just me.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're welcome. I'm glad to hear you are at peace. What a difference.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0