strap426

13 pts · November 8, 2016


I thought it was a fart reference

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So they’re training a vast army, the whole country, and we’re ok with that?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Angry Bird

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Username checks out

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Did that dude shave his pits?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“I would NEVER call him short and fat.” <<—- just called him short and fat

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poppies. Poppies will make you sleepy....

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I️ expected the last one to be a rich person like “$25,000? Is that a big deal?”

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too! HA!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

TIL I don’t care about regrooving forklift tires.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At the end you get a good look at his penis pressed against his shorts. So he has that. He must have tight balls...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I NEED one!! (or six)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who designed those outfits?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm gay and that anchor woman is stunningly beautiful!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#2 I'd love that guy even if he didn't have a pizza. *meow*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe he'll be less of a Kanye Pest.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Is that Suki, the world traveling cat?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

He's cute too! A cutie holding a cutie.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is... mesmerizing.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Homer Simpson is just above Peter Griffin...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Does she have a face?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His nipples aren't level.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Double your pleasure with Doublemint gum.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"crispy burnt up human legs"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I definitely expected a dead body under that foreclosed house's pool...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The cops should definitely have bought them a child seat as a gift. duh.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can see the brain's penis. Meta?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0