stormwindfallacy

195 pts ยท March 30, 2017


Yes hi I'd like to apply for a new grandfather

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like flowers tbh. I also like nice clothes. Shoes, belts, and ties especially.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah it just kinda hurts for me lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Especially the dad.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She is most likely a pop star of some kind. Perhaps some other form of celebrity diva.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm no homophobic but what's for dinner?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then don't talk to her. Sometimes you can't be someone's friend because of your feelings. Do what's best for both of you and move on.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

O O F

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God, what a fucking creep. I hate that guy lmfaooo

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd fuck them. Both. At the same time.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

O O F

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're insides would be liquefied by the concussive force transferred through the plates.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

... wtf dude

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

It's a Tabletop RPG thing. It's the fallacious concept of saying, "I don't min max because I'm a roleplayer."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right but neither lake nor watery tart was involved.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They're still valid canons

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Y tho

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Depends on the iteration. Monty Python's Arthur became king because he got the sword from the lake, and Disney's Arthur never saw the lake

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

Haha yeah. That would explain how awkward the old guy looks

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never held a penguin before and likely never will, but I get the feeling that she is holding that penguin wrong.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

25*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 and half minutes are foreplay

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Man imgur really hates women

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

/r/tumblrgifs

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude same

8 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

I would sexually disappoint her all 3 minutes long

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yeah but WotC pretty much despises consumers so I avoid supporting their stuff

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They play Pathfinder, not 5e D&D, so no Tabaxi. They have Catfolk, but they're very different.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless they eat each other or die to any of their numerous natural predators before the heat death occurs. Tardigrades overhyped 2/10

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1