Much rather take my kids to a drag show (15th favorite)
650
35
21506
Please let me be a well-kept house cat in my next life. Happy caturday!
55
2
2588
After Santos, I guess they’ll let anyone in..
12
0
2237
Happy Zombie Messiah Day
69
19
2994
And this is why they’re paid to write
930
141
83413
Gorgeous.
735
26
49524
The perfect meme doesn’t exi..
870
55
83262
Run free Mr. Murderbritches!!
1788
82
105435
Swifties gonna tear it all down..
56
3
3566
Get busy living or get busy dying. Mostly that second part.
1538
172
98356
Happy Holidays.
19
4
1824
I’ve heard worse platforms..
67
30
2993
How dare she murder someone in broad daylight?
96
43
4125
“Better ingredients, better pizza…Wanna duel?”
11
1
1876
If you’re going out, go out in a blaze of glory.
2013
127
122323
For when you want to be sure you don’t buy a brand that’s too inclusive..
1161
200
99854
Two emojis, one cough.
59
7
5253
Guessing Advil won’t help..
50
4
3418
Ukrainians bringing back my faith in humanity.
1960
90
81944
“I’ve mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still, that I become invisible to the eye..”
19
2
1421
Playing the greatest hits.
100
40
8015
Hiking and snapping pics
12
0
1438
When you can’t decide between cute or sexy
9
2
1318
“Please hold..”
910
177
116745
I need some Advil after reading his shirt.
1216
173
110319
Annabelle’s real origin story
1411
67
133069
I don’t believe you…
19
7
2820
Finding the bright side..
1274
231
119615
Enjoy your nightmares.
95
30
7032
He was Groot?
60
6
3451
Summer storm pics
14
0
943
Damnit..even in the zombie apocalypse there will be paperwork
45
6
3319
Sure you’re “13” Imgur…
13
0
1091