stoatmaster

18465 pts · January 31, 2016


It's safe to assume I like cats. And boobs. And starwars. And video games. And surfing. And Metallica. And irony (which sometimes imgurians don't get). Now we have chat feel free to message me, I work odd hours. If you feel the need send nudes/dick pics/ pets/pearls of wisdom.

Yeah, gonna need a banana here. But that’s fucking awesome!

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

What calibre?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Seems reasonable.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

England got a small to medium amount of snow...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Still bigger than my dick.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What’s entry level pay? What register do you belong to? What qualifications are required? What ambulances do you use?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why is there a rebel x-wing pilot with you?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You want to get you some magnums.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How many brazillion miles does it have on the clock?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What gun is this?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go for it...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s like he’s living in the 90’s...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you should ask Belinda Blumenthal.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Death to all but metal.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

I read that as nursing skateboard exam. Which confused me.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please explain for gun illiterate folk. Thx

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Idiot.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

You’re

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Either way your a fucking idiot.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Or you could be a paramedic ...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Gut genes.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Standard.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The one on the left is a plumbus?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People aren’t rational. His situation probably really hurts.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People are dicks. You do you x

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That’s very considerate of you.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who doesn’t love being deeply penetrated?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was a lot of James McAvoy standing near a wall.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0