128 pts ยท May 9, 2016
As a zombie, even i have to upvote this. Mainly because i relate to the awkward boner.
Take out your penis!!!
You dont look any happier.
A noose
Right on... theres another guy on youtube that is super helpful. Ill send a link... although hes kinda weird.
Not sure if sarcasm or serious. Tough to tell over interwebs.
https://youtu.be/BrqkhZmDnHQ. Eric the car guy.... theres other folks that can help you out depending on the syptoms
That bike might need a little more support
JESUS CHRIST!!!! I love a good grohl gif
Downvote for pixels
Those arent fireworks....
Imagine a stripper college graduate.... pay off those stedent loans in way less than 30 years.
Nah....He hit a kia. They have what are known as mexican air bags. Just a shit ton of grocery bags stuffed in the door.
Third class is better than no class
Dude on the left kinda looks like a chick.... kinda
And started a career in stripping to "pay for school."
Fuhrer
Age? Sex? Location?
Shouldn't have married a sex doll... I'm just dating mine.
That's where the dark Web is at.....
Should a never done the laundry.... I just live outta the laundry basket until my gf gets mad and then realize I don't have gf...
And that was the last time I ever ate taco bell....turns your colon into a slip n slide for dynamite!
Why dont you make like a tree, and leaf?
Donald trump hands for scale ....
Or its too ripe.... or not ripe enough.... just put it in your butt....
He was practicing for the battlefield 1 drop.... probably pre-ordered too.
That's a terrible haiku
Cyclops would have fucked shit up by now
Was anyone actually expecting her to hit it? Haha BOOM! TRUMP 2016 LOL
Who doesn't?
As a zombie, even i have to upvote this. Mainly because i relate to the awkward boner.
Take out your penis!!!
You dont look any happier.
A noose
Right on... theres another guy on youtube that is super helpful. Ill send a link... although hes kinda weird.
Not sure if sarcasm or serious. Tough to tell over interwebs.
https://youtu.be/BrqkhZmDnHQ. Eric the car guy.... theres other folks that can help you out depending on the syptoms
That bike might need a little more support
JESUS CHRIST!!!! I love a good grohl gif
Downvote for pixels
Those arent fireworks....
Imagine a stripper college graduate.... pay off those stedent loans in way less than 30 years.
Nah....He hit a kia. They have what are known as mexican air bags. Just a shit ton of grocery bags stuffed in the door.
Third class is better than no class
Dude on the left kinda looks like a chick.... kinda
And started a career in stripping to "pay for school."
Fuhrer
Age? Sex? Location?
Shouldn't have married a sex doll... I'm just dating mine.
That's where the dark Web is at.....
Should a never done the laundry.... I just live outta the laundry basket until my gf gets mad and then realize I don't have gf...
And that was the last time I ever ate taco bell....turns your colon into a slip n slide for dynamite!
Why dont you make like a tree, and leaf?
Donald trump hands for scale ....
Or its too ripe.... or not ripe enough.... just put it in your butt....
He was practicing for the battlefield 1 drop.... probably pre-ordered too.
That's a terrible haiku
Cyclops would have fucked shit up by now
Was anyone actually expecting her to hit it? Haha BOOM! TRUMP 2016 LOL
Who doesn't?