stigmawizard

192702 pts · May 29, 2012


Something about myself.

Man, I bet using those scissor things to cut through the molten glass feels so satisfying.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me taking my computer chair back from the cat. "I'm slowly sitting down - if this isn't comfortable for you, that's your own damn fault!"

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"We could pay out your claim. But because we are for-profit, we'd rather not unless we are 100% legally obligated to do so. And our lobbyists prevent that from happening so tough luck kid!"

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's almost like it was designed by an idiot who had no experience in user experience design and made a convoluted design just to be "different".

1 year ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

#ad

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Air-launched LRASMs are effective too.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"I HALP" -Every single goodboy within a mile radius

1 year ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

YEAH??? WELL CAN THEIR FIGHER JETS CRASH THEMSELVES FOR NO APPARENT REASON AND COST $80M?????? HMMMMMMMM??? CHECKMATE, COMMUNISTS

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This screams "obviously this is going to get downvoted but...". Well enjoy the -1 I guess.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I was river tubing and drunk and a train rolled by next to us and and honked back at me doing this. Made my day.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks goooooooood

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

White Stripes

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Static Line, they all hook in inside of the aircraft and as they jump, it will auto-deploy their parachutes so they land in approximately the same area

1 year ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 0

Yeah helmet as well as fire-resistant top are missing. If you're aircrew, you get issued special fire-resistant uniforms.

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Man. If this happened in my city, there'd be someone laying on the horn behind this guy :(

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You know, you'd probably enjoy the concert a lot more if you were watching it instead of your camera screen. (And I'm sure everyone behind you would be grateful too)

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

They cut off his wet food.
He cut off their escape route.

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

"Jadi"

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"But how else will I made all these other peoples' videos about ME???"

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

When you have one gullible party that literally votes against their own interests in order to marginally hurt other populations in order to conform to party lines, this is what you end up with.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh great, I see it's writing headlines for the New York Post now

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're confusing the adult-only Ren and Stimpy on Spike TV with the version on Nickelodeon.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"I'm going to piggyback on someone else's content in hopes that I go viral saying something about it!"

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I swear there's a whole fucking sub-genre of tiktoks that are just "man walking into a place and making incredulous faces at this collection of videos"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't forget 👮

2 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0