stemokj5

2716 pts ยท September 21, 2013


Merry Christmas!

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, basically, Pig Pen.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"What is a phrase I use all the time when I'm unaware of the identity of three individuals?"

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Brian Regan, the comic? Dude's hilarious! No way he could be the sign of ultimate cosmic disruption.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes! See: Morgan Freeman

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AND not wearing any underwear, so....

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Should be used as an ad to attract proctology interns.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Check out "Independence Day" by Martina McBride. Reminded me of the end of your post.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dave's not here.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On an unrelated note, bastard.you would be an intriguing website.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 pictured here with her friend Bob Saget.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That didn't go where I thought it was going.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Scrolled down to look for this exact comment before posting it.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Anybody else think "I'm not falling for this rice bag actually not falling shit" only to be greatly humbled?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No way I laugh that hard without the three cups of coffee influence

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I want to eat them

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is beautiful, what is that, velvet?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

WHAT?!?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This has been my response to literally every gift that someone within 5 feet of me has opened since this movie, and it never gets old.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What'd you call me?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eight ate at 8 on 8/8/88.

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Wim wim wim

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imgur rule #7: ALWAYS upvote Tommy Boy quotes

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've seen fire and I've seen rain.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Serotonin IS a neurotransmitter.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You must be fun at birthday parties.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Saw Dead Skin and Sweat in concert in '94

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A skeleton can't choke on a crust of bread, btw.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now wood I say something that wasn't true?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0