statutoryape

25778 pts ยท February 14, 2012


Future failed comedian.

I'm a straight dude, but I'd totally do stuff with him. He seems like he'd be super chill about it, and then we'd never speak again

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Wow, nothing gets past this fucking guy.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Yup. Incorrectly reported something an officer didn't actually do, publicly shamed him, never retracted his tweets, apologized, or anything

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Got spoiled for me literally noon on Friday. Some shitposting group on Facebook, I forgot not to check Facebook for FIVE GODDAMN MINUTES

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lucky. I,had Endgame spoiled for me literally Friday at noon. Made a mistake and forgot not to check internet, first post on Facebook i see

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who are you, Ed Kemper?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some of us who work nights and weekends thank you from the bottom of our hearts.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That family of girls with their mom seem so chill to hang out with. I wanna cool mom like that

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Damn, you have lived a hell of a life. You must be fucking rad.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least you're not a piece of shit human being like that guy, OP.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I try to encourage every girl I sleep with "Just tell me what you want. I may not be down with all of it, but I will not judge you"

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Sure Morty, if you spend all day shuffling words around you can make anything sound bad." Like I said, played them both. Totally different

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I've probably 800 hours into Warframe, and I played the Anthem demo. They're almost nothing alike, except for...cool space robots. That's it

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Lol there won't be usernames in 20 years. We'll have flying websites and self-cleaning vacuums

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Serious question-- do you do commissions?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Do i...do I upvote or downvote this? Sorry m8

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same the first time I tried it, tbh. Played it again a couple months later, got into the late 80's, felt like playing LoD Baal runs again

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, something like that. It's not all of them, but it's a far more true successor to LoD than any product Blizzard will ever release

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Play Path of Exile. It's the game all the LoD developers quit D3 to make.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Grow the fuck up. This is some psycho shit anyways. Guys that do this have a really unhealthy attitude towards relationships.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Begone, demon.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those shoulder freckles...hnnng.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Holy shit, that fucking grammar and spelling. Not doing your cause any favors there, bud. James Bond is a fictional character. Christ.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

Man, ragdoll physics are getting so realistic.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm literally watching this episode at this exact moment.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm so sorry that someone fucked up and challenged such a badass. They knew not what they were doing. Love you

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imgur "mob mentalitied" my nephew and brother-in-law one time because a guy claimed they "stole his camera" in a post.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Lol she's such a dork, it's adorable. She must be strong as shit, man, those fucking fish are huge and strong.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I'm detecting a lot of heady flavors, very smooth once you peel back the layers. Making jokes about dickheads here, people

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My number is 623-825-0427

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3