4066 pts ยท October 27, 2016
26. M. I enjoy card tricks and iced tea. I have dogs and they used to enable me to drink. Hitler was way out of line.
Or you find a sponge behind Denny's and you lube it up and.... Oh nvm I just whacked it also..
Yeah man... Arby's sucks anyway
Never skip leg day...
In the butt
He is our god now. Jesus cannot stop him.
All these science bitches better come up with a theory as to why my dick aint taming them nightly.
Start with Poland... Like the Germans do.
I bet that was a nasty hail storm. Lucky for Mike, he was studying at the time.
Don, come home. You left your dildo in the oven.
That looks infected
This is very important.
Its 12:30pm... U drunk!
That's a real great way to end up dead. Good luck!
If he doesnt answer, send a giant black dildo.
I'll be smoking a huge black one in about 69 minutes.
This deserves viral.
Bacon, lettice, tomato on rye.
?
Or you find a sponge behind Denny's and you lube it up and.... Oh nvm I just whacked it also..
Yeah man... Arby's sucks anyway
Never skip leg day...
In the butt
He is our god now. Jesus cannot stop him.
All these science bitches better come up with a theory as to why my dick aint taming them nightly.
Start with Poland... Like the Germans do.
I bet that was a nasty hail storm. Lucky for Mike, he was studying at the time.
Don, come home. You left your dildo in the oven.
That looks infected
This is very important.
Its 12:30pm... U drunk!
That's a real great way to end up dead. Good luck!
If he doesnt answer, send a giant black dildo.
I'll be smoking a huge black one in about 69 minutes.
This deserves viral.
Bacon, lettice, tomato on rye.
?