startingoversober

4066 pts ยท October 27, 2016


26. M. I enjoy card tricks and iced tea. I have dogs and they used to enable me to drink. Hitler was way out of line.

Or you find a sponge behind Denny's and you lube it up and.... Oh nvm I just whacked it also..

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Yeah man... Arby's sucks anyway

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Never skip leg day...

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In the butt

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He is our god now. Jesus cannot stop him.

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All these science bitches better come up with a theory as to why my dick aint taming them nightly.

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Start with Poland... Like the Germans do.

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I bet that was a nasty hail storm. Lucky for Mike, he was studying at the time.

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Don, come home. You left your dildo in the oven.

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That looks infected

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This is very important.

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Its 12:30pm... U drunk!

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That's a real great way to end up dead. Good luck!

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If he doesnt answer, send a giant black dildo.

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I'll be smoking a huge black one in about 69 minutes.

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This deserves viral.

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Bacon, lettice, tomato on rye.

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