starflake

5390 pts · August 19, 2015


English. Customer service. Have dog. Like unicorns, glitter, drag queens, dicks and vascular arms.

I work at one of these companies in the call center - it is mostly retired women

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It takes too long. I prefer phone calls.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Apparently. I didn't know I could run that fucking fast. That gate gets checked even if I haven't opened it now. 3/3

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Closed properly while we were doing garden work and he ran. Luckily it was straight to the park which is a 10 second sprint away 2/?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My dog has no recall (even after years of training) so he's never of the lead. He once escaped after forgetting the back gate wasn't 1/?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well I very rarely drink, and I only take painkillers as and when needed - guess I'm just lucky??

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A bedpan. Basically told them to go fuck themselves and hobbled myself, my drafty ass and my IV to the toilet within 2 minutes of waking up.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No addiction here but I was fully awake within 10 seconds too. Needed the toilet desperately (bladder surgery) and they wanted me to use...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think it depends. There was 6 months between me being diagnosed and my operation.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hospital fees/visits/operations/etc are free. Prescription medication is about £8.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And your asscrack after showering

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean it does... I didn't brush my dog for a week when I was ill and noticed a huge difference.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Phimosis. Hopefully steroid cream and regular stretching can fix it.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

YOoooOOoooooOoooow! This is mine! That is mine! This over here is mine!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is fucking awesome. I love it.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's exactly what I did. Now I wrap myself up in it and the bf complains he can't get snuggles.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Trigger? Why do you call me Dave? That's not my name.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Holly Willoughby

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Truth. Always know mine's moody because of that. Give her some hoppers and she's happy again.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Clearly you've never met a Scouse

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

18 months since mine passed *hug*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eddie Hall was the first guy to do this :) (Since we've been keeping track)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Eddie Hall has already - he was the first guy to lift 500k :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Exactly my first thought too

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The only person I accept calls from is my Nana

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a GSD too but he was a rescue with behaviour issues. He's my baby now :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My GSD is currently curled up against my legs at the bottom on the bed. <3

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well fuck, my fiance just stood there, grinning at me, holding the ring in front of him like I was a dog and it was a treat ????

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My GSD chews through a frozen chicken breast in less than 5 minutes. But whines when I raise my voice at him ????

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0