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21851 pts · May 6, 2011


Making the world a super greener place.

What do you mean by "The bigmac alone is the price of the whole menu" ?!

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

"How was you date?" - "I don't know he made me a noodle scarf"

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He's got the "Wait did I turn off the oven?" face

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There's no bruise on his face, so he's either super lucky or actually already knew how to do this. somehow.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Boomers: "Yes I had the responsibility of that, but it failed, so I have no responsibility"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Living in a touristic place, I can say human tripods are real.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 reminds me of that day as a kid when I saw 4 firefighters lift and move a mini cooper like it was nothing. 10 y/o me was impressed.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you can't see how both give the exact same syndrome, then you probably have it.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That would not make the trees dots

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's a scale that shows that it's just a few hundred meters wide.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

So much love between those two, it’s heartwarming.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well mark me not surprised at all.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I could hear old school hard drives.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Errata: not just before the Homework album, more like their "side works", because they actually were not only doing daft punk.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a continuous process, they don't just find the samples for a given track, they'd have banks of samples that sound good and use those here and there. If you listen to what they were doing before the Homework album, you can hear all kind of samples in their mixes they reused later in their tubes.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same for the donut shaped one, the kid can flip and end up upside down.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Actually no, that was me, Steve was not feeling well. And here I was just waiting for the train to pass because I really had to take a shit and Steve said we can't do that in front of the train.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

First game that comes to my mind right after that sound: Metal Gear Solid

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

"I'm not even mad, just disappointed, and amazed."

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He can save her

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Want to get rid of the religion bs of all kind? Make the state religious-friendly: you're christian and not eating fish on friday? To jail. Muslim and missed a prayer? To jail. Ate something while doing muslim rammadan or christian fasting? To jail. etc.... After the first year I'm pretty sure the vast majority will register as "Atheist".

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Wait you guys don't sniff your kids' ass to discern them from other kids when picking them from school? Hummm... that might explain why I'm not allowed there anymore..

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Just another episode in "Whaaaaaaat The Fuck Is Happening In America".

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The same way they fit all those videos codecs in the same app I guess

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well I was a few days late, they had to "force" me out, so I was kind of aborted beyond 9 months. All good, nearly 10 pounds, but all good.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah it’s like everytime I have to go to the hospital I’m like “ok that’s finally my chance to start cooking meth”, but no, they had to make it free… pffff life is boring over here..

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0