sspoor

70 pts ยท July 27, 2013


We do it on the off chance that we get a picture like the one on the right.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

second for something terrible to happen. Don't take the chance. 2/2

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If money isn't an issue, please, for your child's sake, move out before he is born. He CAN'T protect himself, and it only takes a 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's not skydiving.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like that harness is just going to be a more efficient way to break your dog in the event of an accident.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Came to comment the same thing. My son loves when I sing this as I put on his socks & shoes.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Boboddy. Bo-Boddy!"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My MIL is deaf, & has hearing aids that allow her to hear (a bit. Think Charlie Brown teacher. She hates wearing them & says it's too noisy.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kim Jong-Un invented them.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To be clear, only the first 2 seasons of American Horror Story (Haunted House & Asylum) are currently available.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a female, I definitely have.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Never skip leg day

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Obviously you need to stop better.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My MIL is deaf, and when she's pissed, she doesn't bother with ASL. Just because she can't hear it, doesn't mean she can't scream.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Van Wert

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuckin Heroin. Repeat after me kids: "There's no such thing as recreational heroin use".

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Well, I understand being irritated at that. But to just see someone taking ipad pics & be annoyed? That I don't get.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't get why people care what others are using as a camera. How does it affect you?

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

That dog probably has as much chance as any other weather man of predicting the weather accurately.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imgur needs more Mary Poppins. +1

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kids you adopt are still yours.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope you're making a joke based on your username. If you really believe surveying is the only issue, that's part of the problem.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What? People do that!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My name is Sierra, and I'd like my stuff back.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My husband lets me practice tricky hairstyles on him, so long as...ahem...I don't... tell anyone. Let's just keep this between us, shall we?

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

As a new mom, I can't imagine anything worse than not knowing where my son is. I hope you find him soon.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sounds like my husband. Anytime someone says "I know" in any show/movie. Him: "Star Wars reference!". BC no one else ever says it.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought the caption said X rated. Suddenly, I'm not so much bothered as I am relieved by R rated puppetry.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My workplace no longer has a Christmas party because 2 years ago, there was a salsa fight & 3 golf carts were destroyed. Your party = fancy.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1