squirtlemacturtle2

108928 pts ยท April 3, 2016


nothing to see here https://i.imgur.com/CYHRj90.mp4

I'm fucking with it

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I gotta see what she looks like under the hood before I'm signing any papers

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

How sway

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe add more about yourself. Because all I see are the jokes. It wouldn't be a bad thing if you were funny. But not getting that vibe here

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meh going from this, I'd try flirting with you but not that hard

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tell that orange she better quit playin before we make a clemente

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A Reuben with provolone instead of Swiss?? You fuckin mad man

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How old are they is the real question

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Not what I was expecting but still impressed

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Is that really the battle you want to fight from this??

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

First of all fuck you. Secondly v

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

No it's a Korean Street Corndog

6 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 1

The fact that it's purple bothers me. That said, congrats on the shiny lapras

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That can be y'all's "flaming hot" flavor

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That can not be good for her back

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Who on Earth thinks they're perfect?? He treats her like shit and half the time he literally could not care less about her.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Damn those completely slipped my mind. But to be fair there's only one that's out

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meaning???

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What was the context of your statement?? Because it can be taken 2 different waya

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yeah pretty much. Plus there is much less variety of music than it was in the past.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks great but I can't comprehend paying 18 bucks for a sandwich

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I tell ya whaht

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

We call her New Mom

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If the problem could literally kill you then most everyone would pussy foot around it

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If you are talking about the top one then I see it

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Saving this for my next acid trip

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well 3/4 ain't bad

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will liked the joke.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Looks like hot water cornbread

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0