squirrellbot

169629 pts · May 2, 2017


As of now: all Gifs are jacked and memes are OC.

There was just a op-ed about how he was holding the city hostage, well at least they can walk the streets during their hostage crisis.

3 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I tried them on with socks then realized it was too large and kept slipping out every time I wore them out. I tend to get boots now.

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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-salmon returning to mate, probably

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Always the chance it’s an episode banned Hulu too.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I had the “didn’t fill out paperwork in advance” ADHD so only had time to fill out the ADHD portion of the Autism/ADHD diagnosis. Since there is no medical need for a diagnosis like ADHD, I’m fine with my self-diagnosis on the autism spectrum to help understand that masking for decades is why I have trouble with identifying the “authentic self” as it’s called. But yeah Dr. was basically like “you sound like one of the rare cases I would actually suggest medication for pediatric ADHD”

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Safer than footwear that can get caught or inhibits motion.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes you have a point, but it’s clearly visible that when if we do the police arrest us for assault, not him.

7 months ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 5

What? You’re saying the fur is cooler than the eyeballs and ears? You don’t say. /s

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Killer Whale’s are technically large Dolphins, not small whales.

7 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Now? “Occupy” was live-streaming this type of abuse of power a decade ago, do people forget how Trump treated PDX? He’s just copy pasting old tweets with “migrants” instead of “anarchists”.

9 months ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 4

v @BabyFarkMcGeeZax , you say?

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Centrists*, they actually have more than two parties up north.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’ve had turns-ons go away. Mostly because I acted on them in a healthy manner with consenting partners.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The “Godmother of Rock & Roll”, as her popularity as a Gospel act is often cited as being the major influence on many of the “godfathers” including Chuck Berry, Little Richard, and Bo Diddly.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So low abv it’s not easy to be irresponsible on them?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that the couple where Shadow keeps bonking Jackie with sticks trying to build the nest around her?

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I’m excited to show my kiddo this because their always excited to notice it.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also potentially the illegal medical experiments in his basement?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only founding slave-owner I can semi-respect for founding the Pennsylvania Abolitionist Society after owning house slaves early in life. Loved him some prostitution and cougars too. Detractor, he didn’t fly the kite but let his ward fly it for him as he stayed under shelter during the experiments.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I think so, Brain. But how are we going to fit the Spice Girls in a paella?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

how I imagine styrofoam cups going to the bottom of the ocean feel:

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Same: I thought “wait, they litter something that floats”? Not realizing sea pressure would push the air out of it.

1 year ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

That’s not what my dominatrix calls a rekenmachine…

1 year ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

No matter which theory of its creation is true (Condensed cloud/Solid Core/Icy planetary seedling), I think we are lucky it didn’t grown big enough to become a binary Solar system.

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