squillis

18360 pts ยท March 19, 2014


He's not fat enough for the gravy seals - meal team 6

6 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ouch, that hurts, and i can't afford to get rid of that pain

8 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 if a 4-6 inch thick wall cracked, what do you think will happen to a 1/4 inch thick patch?

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If they DO attempt to log in with biometric data, you can always make faces at the camera. Most phones lock biometric logins after a number of failed attempts.

You can't stop them, that doesn't mean your required to help them

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It does. Slow down and even stop the forward rush, put a fix in place, and slowly move forward again from where you are till you've moved back on track.

Or just bulldoze through and pray it fixes itself before it drags everything else down with it...

2 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ope, there goes my butt-hole

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay, we need that cut down to hoodaladle, hoodaladle, life's a nightmare. That has a lot of potential in today's world

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're mixing the two. That's murphy's law

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Formula to feel old: subtract your age from your birth year, then add a year or two. Identify a current event around that time that is closer to your birth than your birth is to today.

Example: born 1996, age 30.
1996-30=1966
1966+3=1969
If you were born in 1996, your birthday is closer to the moon landing than today

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You mean Bowling Pin?

3 days ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

"I cast blindness on them"
"You dont have that spell"
"My minor illusion affixed to their eyeballs says otherwise"

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#5 now i want to see what happend when the pommel is connected to either the demon swords or god swords...

3 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Is it weird i envisioned John Cleese and Graham Chapman voicing Lancelot and Arthur respectively?

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I cant's wait for the "grave with the highest concentration of urine and feces"

3 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yea, almost as droopey as his diapers

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Those are some fast acting servos, I bet it has some awesome fail videos with many shattered parts...

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are an uncountable number of John Cena's in the world, they're just really hard to see natively

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Politicians produce a lot of smoke, if it's not released regularly, it builds to an unhealthy level so be sure to help your political entities stay healthy XD

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

3 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#1 may your brush crust and splatter! /s

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would you say you're Lusty for Argonian-Made wheels?

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hey! I recognize he- i mean, no, I've never seen her with her clothes on- dammit!

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

It's cool that you can see a lot of your new stuff in your old art. Much more refined now, but a style established years ago. I could name a modern piece each of these old ones remind me of

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like that cosplay would be... handy
Okay, I'll see myself out

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chris Hastings would be proud

5 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Got some scissors?

6 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

How did she upload a video over 10 minutes long?

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Fakers will say it's hate

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1