squiddna

238738 pts ยท September 11, 2013


Former biologist learning how to program on the US Gulf Coast.

The fact that this was not the case prior to 1.0.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what I did in broad strokes, it's just at some point I'll have to be more specific about the bad thing that Mom and Dad are upset at.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The moment when you have a reaction to the picture is not in the picture.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

The title does not describe the picture.

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 5

I started sobbing when I read the title, my 5 year old wanted to know why, so now I have to explain this to her.

3 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

What exactly would Texans hypothetically be protected from, here?

3 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

I would take if my only other option was the pavement, but yeah I don't think that was the intent.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or not? There's no netting towards the middle.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It seems from the design that this is intended to be a cushion for additional people to jump onto.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The trick is not caring that it hurts

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Smbc comics said you could replace the caption for any New Yorker cartoon with this and it would be funnier.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Can I get a discount on this handjob? I only need the last 30 seconds."

3 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 2

That's what I'm saying, the axe is going to fall eventually.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The kicker is that it does taste like a hamburger to me, I want to stress that.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Impossible whopper tastes like a mediocre hamburger, imo. Overpriced, but edible.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At some point upper management is going to try to see how they can extract even more money from the company and look for fat to trim.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Da

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You're not wrong, but the US isn't sending troops to Ukraine.

3 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

The zip tie one is probably the best.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I thought they did it on trains where there was a lot of time to covertly stare at other people's feet.

3 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

Now and Then, Here and There

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Eggplant doesn't have any vitamin D try growing... oh!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like the pointy trees

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's always been Ohio.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You're missing something

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Moonsdonotworkthatway.gif

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Take a big lungful of it, then.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3