squeesqueemcgee

2394 pts ยท October 24, 2016


Blah, blah, something witty.

I am an arms girl and... lawd Jesus.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had the cops show up to my house on my first (and only) trip. ?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Iykyk

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pony tails or hair bands

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lolwut

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I slept straight through it. Lol

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We found a bachelor fan

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

That 19.95 shipping tho

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And not vaccinating your kid isn't?

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Topher Grace

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Dolly in Louisiana. Lol

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone gets sharted on.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's my daughter's birthday also! Happy birthday!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If that makes any sense. Ha

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry, I was half asleep and I'm terrible at telling stories. Lol sucked his ball with my mouth and my lips were not very open.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Way too much suction. I must've made up for it because he ended up marrying me. ;) hes still way gun shy though, poor guy.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Right testie through a hole no bigger than a penny. I was very surprised he did not punch me by reflex. But I found out real quick that's...

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I was testing the waters a little bit to see what hurt and what didn't, so I then got kind of bold and suck happy and ended up sucking his..

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

So, fun story...the first encounter that I had with testies, we were both inexperienced and I wasn't sure quite how sensitive they were...

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Holy shit that was amazing.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks like he's trying to stretch out a tight ass pair of jeans.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy crap. That's perfect.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just like the CPA exam.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's terrible, the sex should get better.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Holy crap. Forgot all about that game!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is PERFECT.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I remember correctly the cat is deaf.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes! Very true.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or my husband.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0