squeeasy

3107 pts ยท May 12, 2014


I got shot in the gums and working the day after

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

UK shameless ftw

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Forgot to mention the ink stained hand damn leftie problems

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

And sunscreen above the pants and shirt line, I got sunburnt up my shorts once sucked so much

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When I first moved to the city and grew tomatoes a few friends asked whats that smell.... ripe tomatoes they didnt beleive me

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Plenty in aus are hydroponic over watered and/or picked early flavourless and no smell

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I was thinking both this and resident evil laser scene

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Sounds weird but if your feet hurt try some moisturiser before bed it really does help I use it after long days in warehouses. Weird but wor

4 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

That was my childhood, fix answering machine, set digital clocks, plug in new vcr, help with yarn looove you!!! rinse repeat

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Way better saw Gantt 10 years ago stuck with me wont say the same about squid games

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well clark kent is fucked if he goes to england

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Abc.au is owned by our government its supposed to be non biased but it tends to lean in favour of the current party but not corporations

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not dumbing down simplifying coz newspapers charged by the letter so get rid of the lesser ones but the still spell queue with too many lett

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like tawny frogmouths in Australia which look less floofy but equally haunted cute muppet

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Wow ok... I mean is too times 100

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I thought thats what I was doing when I racked up a massive debit

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Missing cranks i remember passing one around as a kid so we could all open the windows later learnt how to use multi grips coz uncle lost it

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Pretty sure he balances his decency in his roles like always sunny and penguin , balance baby

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Aussie and my birthday is august the first everyone says I have the horses birthday

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

I sharpened my pinky in a pencil sharpener

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A bidet is but those Japanese ones can shoot right up inside not fun, I prefer a bum gun, a mini shower head efficient and pleasant

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Theres an Aussie TV show called rake based on an immoral debauched lawyer

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*top

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or is that too secret

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What about skeet surfing

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