splithorizon

380 pts · January 30, 2012


The Cake is a Lie

– that belt doesn’t mean anything. I think it might be useful to hold your pants up, but that’s about it… Bruce Lee

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don’t have any belt whatsoever. That is just a certificate. Unless you can really do it – that is, defend yourself successfully in a fight

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know some tight things that are wet

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im reading this in Chappie's voice

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Has anyone checked to see if the pool is still full?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fancy

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is exactly what the internet was invented for. Answering the hard questions

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sweet Cheeks!!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, off to do research

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's great. Love this movie

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is one of my favorite all time movies. "I know a Bitch named Della that can hit harder then you."

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ice is Nice

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Punctuation is what separates us from the animals. haha

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#4 Fuck You! Fuck You! Fuck You! and Fuck You!

8 years ago | Likes 161 Dislikes 1

She needs to learn how to use a Period.

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 6

#48 Anyone else click on it hoping to see the trick?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

EVERYBODY IN UGANDA KNOWS KUNG FU!!! RIP Captain Alex

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I miss a guy that can't get no love from me, hanging out the passenger side of his best friends ride. trying to hola at me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OMG I want a sitcom based on Gramps and Chance

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clones........Clones everywhere

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hi, do you have any.......GRAPES?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 that banana was so well done it looks almost real

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stop fucking making sense, there is no place for logic on the internet

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

Who are the 47 heartless fucks that down voted this? Way to go #OP

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can we keep the tiny human?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Dropping loads!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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