splian

5182 pts ยท May 17, 2014


Galactu's fingernail would be close to equivalent

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Joke aside, a parsec is a unit of distance. It's like asking how many miles they made it in.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

I've done 8 of these things within the last 60 minutes

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For a limited time, point to the fish you want to eat and we'll catch, clean & cook it for you

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's button dedicated to TV's Webster. E-manual

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That parking though

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Did you mean floof? Or was there a flood?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Never Wheat Eat Shredded

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Please do one with puppies!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The stretcher says "reserved for Sterling"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To the front page - that's where he's Gogh'ing

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

how did you know that was the one i couldn't find?

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Sure, fill the room with high concentrations of CO2... what could go wrong?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the kinda original content I come here for. How do people even come up with stuff this creative.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The rare snake eating ford (explorer?) seen here in its natural habitat

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that you Macaulay Culkin?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

she vapes?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hold my beer

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He'll come downstairs.. right after he's finished coming upstairs.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Closet? You'll love it!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Think about how many boxes of pasta it could hold!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So the card was black was it?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good thing you didn't order a coke zero... she would have brought you an empty glass

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like there is a second cat under the cat bed

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

on 1 inkjet cartridge

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ice cream, iced coffee, iced tea, Ice Cube (the rapper), ice cube (not the rapper), italian dressing, and i'd spend the other 9million 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lily is appropriate because he was in love actually

10 years ago | Likes 552 Dislikes 1

Brooklyn Nine-Nine on the front page? Bing-pot!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1