speedman

11229 pts ยท June 18, 2014


This sounds like a threat

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"And then I finally read it, and you know. Total piece of shit."

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Almost missed upvoting this. Nice one.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This was so clever my friend almost didn't get it

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Chin up, buddy

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That car can never have kids

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not even a fucking thank you

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You replied in all seriousness to a joke, citing common law, and yet you find the grounds for calling other people retarded? Strong move.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My thoughts exactly!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel kind of filthy and confused. Think it might be time to turn the old brain off.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

This is beyond my skill level at this time, I humbly request assistance

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You stopped being a fun guy

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

That can't be right

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

I question the decision making here

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Apparently the blind are getting into photoshop, have you heard about this?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

If i was her asshole, I'd be petrified

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The last time i was this excited i got a Soundblaster 16bit audio card with CD-ROM for the family computer.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Fisting!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This makes me feel lonely. Guess I'll masturbate. Not to this though, I'm not weird. Well, I am, but not that kind.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I think you might have mistaken this puppy-based website for something else

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He must be such a disappointment at BDSM orgies

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok, so people are just living in fairytales while I'm withering away in squalor?

8 years ago | Likes 1104 Dislikes 1

The hell? Is he double jointed, or is it some kind of prosthetic limb?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 807 Dislikes 4

The world is a baffling spectacle sometimes

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0