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21245 pts ยท September 5, 2014


Plus free tickets and discounts. It's still my fave retail job. Also drove trams.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actually liked working for Disney. They paid better than min with good benefits. Characters, especially face, make more $.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There're plenty of Swedish flags in America. At every IKEA, in fact. ... Next to the American flag, of course.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just like when people get kicked out of bed for being awful at sex.

7 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 3

I bought a Book-It shirt, bag, and color-changing cups last month from their website. Guess I really miss those days.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3yo, pointing at our feet: "we match!" Yes, JJ, we both have feet, good job.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe they're so baroque they can't afford to pay attention. (I'm so sorry)

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My brother is 11 yrs younger than me. Got a warning for speeding because the cop thought he was mine.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am literally on a vegan, low-fat diet in an attempt to lower my cholesterol and you do this to me. How very dare you.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's $3/gal in Albuquerque. Just fyi.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Think of it as cutting off eight corners instead of four.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well there are 326,766,748 people in one of those countries

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's probably because the conversions are rarely done. Nobody says "440 yards" when they can say "quarter mile".

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But, for some reason, soda is measured in liters.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So do Americans. We learn metric in school for science and then most of us don't need to measure things except miles and gallons.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why did I laugh so hard at this? And for such a long time? Oh, wait, read it again and now it's back to laughing. Ty

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

STG when I first saw the actual trailer, I was startled when the eyes weren't googly because I had only seen this gif.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Their* (Also, an ellipsis has three periods, if that's what you're trying to use.)

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

In Jp, my Prof literally denied Nanking and any war crimes. "Japan has never been the aggressor in any war" He teaches at Tokyo U.

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

My mom kicked me out of the car on the way to the SATs for not eating all my breakfast. Wonder how I would have turned out with a nice mom.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Damn. My AP English teacher tried to get me kicked out of NHS. When I wasn't, she hated me forever. Takes all kinds?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dealing with her roller coaster emotions can mess you up pretty bad. Just got diagnosed with PTSD/DTD. Thought being detached was normal.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow, this takes me back! Does she act sorry and weep after her episodes? It won't get better. I had to cut ties b4 my mom sought help.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And never went back. Neither did my family or friends once they heard what happened. She probably lost out on hundreds over a fiver. Crazy.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She runs up and starts hitting the window! The window of a moving car! Yelling about the bad tip. I slip a few more bucks out the window...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One day I brought a bunch of friends and, in the confusion of splitting the bill ourselves, left a bad tip. As we're driving away...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I frequented a Chinese place almost weekly for about a year. Tipped well, owner always brought the tea as soon as she saw me, had a "usual".

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm 31 and recently got carded to buy a LIGHTER at 7-11. I didn't even know that was a thing.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You can buy shirts and color-change cups and more on their website. Don't have to be a teacher.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0