spanielCraig

6187 pts · January 1, 2015


Kevin

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Patent pending *on* Dave

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

“The Cliffs of Insanity!”

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

The Way of the Elderly

8 years ago | Likes 207 Dislikes 0

Kills Iron Man

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile I can't run 8-10 miles without dying first

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And not up for reelection til 2020

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When in doubt, assume it's Dreamcast.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Not on THIS internet!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#23 Given the context, I fully believe Ted Cruz is showing his dick to the crowd above that tweet.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes!

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

That looks like the gorilla house at the zoo near me. If so, that gorilla has a reputation for loving cellphones.

8 years ago | Likes 201 Dislikes 1

“For once, maybe someone will call me ‘Sir’ without adding ‘You’re making a scene.’”

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

If you think that’s weird, check out Tom Hanks’ other son, Chet Haze.

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Other times, it's the Upside Down

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

In this story, the officer is Florida Man: "Is... Is that meth?!" *tries to hide excitement*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lhasa apso?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does that make it XXXXXXXXX?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was joking about Arnold, but I do think Crispin Glover would make a great villain.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Crispin Glover annnnnd... Schwarzenegger.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

He just thought it was the long jump part of the race.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree, only beat your children with clean shoes

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Bummer for his second wife to hear that.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Behind you, probably.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're in all of our thoughts and prayers.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Table squeegee!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would *love* to know what they're jamming to.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right, but, kinda forever.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

He's got a standup special coming out on Netflix sometime this month.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0