6187 pts · January 1, 2015
Kevin
Patent pending *on* Dave
“The Cliffs of Insanity!”
The Way of the Elderly
Kills Iron Man
Meanwhile I can't run 8-10 miles without dying first
And not up for reelection til 2020
When in doubt, assume it's Dreamcast.
Not on THIS internet!
#23 Given the context, I fully believe Ted Cruz is showing his dick to the crowd above that tweet.
Yes!
That looks like the gorilla house at the zoo near me. If so, that gorilla has a reputation for loving cellphones.
“For once, maybe someone will call me ‘Sir’ without adding ‘You’re making a scene.’”
If you think that’s weird, check out Tom Hanks’ other son, Chet Haze.
Other times, it's the Upside Down
In this story, the officer is Florida Man: "Is... Is that meth?!" *tries to hide excitement*
Lhasa apso?
Does that make it XXXXXXXXX?
I was joking about Arnold, but I do think Crispin Glover would make a great villain.
Crispin Glover annnnnd... Schwarzenegger.
He just thought it was the long jump part of the race.
I agree, only beat your children with clean shoes
Bummer for his second wife to hear that.
Behind you, probably.
You're in all of our thoughts and prayers.
Table squeegee!
I would *love* to know what they're jamming to.
Right, but, kinda forever.
He's got a standup special coming out on Netflix sometime this month.
Kevin
Patent pending *on* Dave
“The Cliffs of Insanity!”
The Way of the Elderly
Kills Iron Man
Meanwhile I can't run 8-10 miles without dying first
And not up for reelection til 2020
When in doubt, assume it's Dreamcast.
Not on THIS internet!
#23 Given the context, I fully believe Ted Cruz is showing his dick to the crowd above that tweet.
Yes!
That looks like the gorilla house at the zoo near me. If so, that gorilla has a reputation for loving cellphones.
“For once, maybe someone will call me ‘Sir’ without adding ‘You’re making a scene.’”
If you think that’s weird, check out Tom Hanks’ other son, Chet Haze.
Other times, it's the Upside Down
In this story, the officer is Florida Man: "Is... Is that meth?!" *tries to hide excitement*
Lhasa apso?
Does that make it XXXXXXXXX?
I was joking about Arnold, but I do think Crispin Glover would make a great villain.
Crispin Glover annnnnd... Schwarzenegger.
He just thought it was the long jump part of the race.
I agree, only beat your children with clean shoes
Bummer for his second wife to hear that.
Behind you, probably.
You're in all of our thoughts and prayers.
Table squeegee!
I would *love* to know what they're jamming to.
Right, but, kinda forever.
He's got a standup special coming out on Netflix sometime this month.