I work in a cheese plant doing housekeeping and cleaning cheese off of cheese making machines; I take Pilates and yoga and stairmaster and like to go running but am still somehow 20lbs overweight; I regularly take the back seat out of my car so I can go on solo car camping road trips because I like to be alone some times. I make all sorts of organic skin lotions and oils but just for fun because I lack social and business skills.
Ohhhhh....I get it
I can't do the pen challenge and I've been pregnant before... Does that mean it wasn't mine since I'm not a real woman?
It took me waaaay too long to get that
That was definitely not 500...I demand more!
Everybody dies
#bigdickproblems
Yes, but where's the ranch?
Your secret Santa have you a cat!? Best SS ever!!!
73k and counting, c'mon guys those are rookie numbers!
Nice custom wrapping paper!
Username checks out
Necessary shoes when you are poor, yes. Those are not necessary shoes.Those are frivolous shoes. Those are not ramen noodle diet shoes.
Who doesn't? It's better in real life though
Luckily for them, they're in water!
Anti-vaxxers will tell you it's from lack of exposure
Me too! I started three weeks ago, just finished season 8. I swear a lot more now
They are. And glitched?
How stupid
Realized
Computer/phone
Their
Maybe
Yah but she probably got them at Goodwill for $70...
You do realize the irony of this though, right???
There was never less of a need to apologize!
It does
Daaaaamn!
Too bad that's not a real thing
Awww that's precious. Cuz is not true. It's not true, right? .... right, guys???
+1 for title alone!