Cosmopolitan Double Standard

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MRW when I'm told by my friend's vegan SO that I'll stop getting kidney stones if I become vegan.

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HRW I tell him my name is Anthony Scaramucci.

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MRW I see something usersub that's going to the FP and I can make a stupid comment to get points from someone else's quality post.

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MRW my parents tell me I can't do meth in the house anymore so I find a new fix.

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MRW I see another god damn kpop post in usersub.

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MRW I see that one of my posts has exactly 1 view and 1 downvote.

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TFW I can only come up with mediocre reaction gif posts.

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MRW she says Canadians aren't funny.

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MRW someone overhears me calling my cat Mr. Buddy.

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Every morning this happens while I'm getting ready for the day...

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MRW all I do is shitpost and somehow one of my posts get 50 points.

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