softlittlebite

2092 pts ยท June 21, 2017


49. Female. Tattoos. Short. Muscular. Dog owner. Loves animals, except bears...Bears will kill you. Diabetic, witty, unwittingly generates the cure for sexual attraction via awkward and uncomfortable interaction. Holds two degrees, manages to spill coffee on both whilst tripping over crafting supplies. Recently purchased a canoe. No oars. Just a canoe.

I got so fed up with passwords one day. I changed everyone to ' suckmydick' I'm a woman. But I stand by what I wrote. Suck it

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mr. Murderbritches is some kinda cute. Dude is pretty easy on the eyes too

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I love them. I love them a lot.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tell that to the bedbugs

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yay!!!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aaaack!! So exciting. Need new kitten pics.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I bought a small 10lbs one to test out. (Not the right size tech) but I haven't slept this well in years. I WILL be getting another.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm working on doing the thing you did. Still trying.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In a fire. Warm. Dry. Fire.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What. Is. Russia. Doing.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oooooooooooooo I love my lips

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love this dog.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Strange. Yet accurate.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I worked as a medic on rigs many moons ago. He's good. And considerably better looking than most rig pigs

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love him sooooo much

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dudes got skills.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well? Did you? Do I need to speak to your mom..?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus fucking Christ. My cholesterol rose while looking at that monster

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I must fix my sound thingy.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow. We are so fucking old

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy shit balls bat woman. That's amazing

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oooooh big stretch

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's going to fantastic.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Congratulations. It does matter, but I get ya. Hope your bro gets some help and starts to heal.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0