soapylizard

1000 pts ยท July 13, 2017


New account, wanted a clean slate but already tainted it.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Yeah honesty is best for a relationship. But you gotta make sure to do the same for her! And practice DOES make perfect ;)

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Selling a large series of encyclopedia. Since his wife "knows everything" he no longer needs the books filled with knowledge.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

I FUCKING LOVE CHICKEN TENDERS

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for ruining my boner, Krogoth.

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Exhibitionism.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean they started as a blues band... Blues bands do lots of covers.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Yes. That is exactly why I never go anywhere.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Surprised I had to go this many layers in to see this.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Chill out, Randy

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah I know I skate too haha I was just wondering if you could back up your claim. His recent footage is pretty slick. Not like Chris joslin

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Can you skate better?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 15

It might go deeper than porn.

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

He could've showed up with the robot and been the coolest guy there but no. He also slightly dressed up like Rick. That's a win in a my book

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why u hef to b so mad it's only the internet

8 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 18

I like the way you think, kid. You're hired! You're gonna do great things here, I tell ya.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My first thought too. Tripped me out seeing it as top comment.

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

I appreciate all the angles

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

:( my dad read this to me when our first cat died. I was only 9 years old but it hit me hard.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wasn't this posted like a week ago?

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

I find my own farts funny so my girlfriend manages.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're an oxymoron

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Downvoted for eternal life

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah and he also breast fed that guy's sister that one time.

8 years ago | Likes 159 Dislikes 4