16892 pts ยท July 24, 2011
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I know the 3 male rules for 35+, but what would be the female equivalent? For reference 1.) Never waste an erection even if you're by yourself 2.) Never skip a chance to take a piss 3.) Don't trust a fart.
Cheapest space marine outfit ever.
Aaah, nothing like a little bit of Stockholm syndrome.
Weeeeee!!!! Oh shit!!
"to hunt the bird i must first become the bird" - aspiring ninja cat
yeah... without the benefit of lubrication
It's been a rough week... don't judge me
PAIGE!!!
Getting a dessert
i live in the southern part of the Netherlands and i died a lot in old deathmatch gaming.
And for x-mass you're getting therapy. +1
you had 1 candy bar, that was a failure, but if you didn't drop the diet, it's merely a learning point of 'what made you chose this?'
recently started on a low carb kind of diet (type 2 diabetic) one very important thing i learned "failure is an option, quitting isn't " /1
it's stupid and it makes me smile...+1 i love it
I shall call thee: night blep
I'd much more like to give Karen a High five, to the face, with a chair. but I'm male, so I'm not supposed to.
Well with that kind of hair density, the petrol isn't needed. Then you can call it an awesome BBQ story.
so the asshole put in the effort to not put any effort in it's job?
Unfortunately no... shit doesn't just happen, shit takes effort from an asshole.
number five is alive !!!
Every victory, no matter how big or small needs to be celebrated. acknowledge all the good you do and forgive/learn from the mistakes.
Every time i see a truck transporting pigs, i instinctively yell out "BACON!" it's not weird at all
Start of a Greek magic spell : icarus dickarus pokery poo
"And then the hooman said: 'no more treats', made me very sad!"
every time i see Marjory's picture i can't help but wonder if she suffers from Fetal alcohol spectrum disorder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2PDTBNqh_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ayq3CxfB0Ak
Does explains the cock-ish attitude
I know the 3 male rules for 35+, but what would be the female equivalent? For reference 1.) Never waste an erection even if you're by yourself 2.) Never skip a chance to take a piss 3.) Don't trust a fart.
Cheapest space marine outfit ever.
Aaah, nothing like a little bit of Stockholm syndrome.
Weeeeee!!!! Oh shit!!
"to hunt the bird i must first become the bird" - aspiring ninja cat
yeah... without the benefit of lubrication
It's been a rough week... don't judge me
PAIGE!!!
Getting a dessert
i live in the southern part of the Netherlands and i died a lot in old deathmatch gaming.
And for x-mass you're getting therapy. +1
you had 1 candy bar, that was a failure, but if you didn't drop the diet, it's merely a learning point of 'what made you chose this?'
recently started on a low carb kind of diet (type 2 diabetic) one very important thing i learned "failure is an option, quitting isn't " /1
it's stupid and it makes me smile...+1 i love it
I shall call thee: night blep
I'd much more like to give Karen a High five, to the face, with a chair. but I'm male, so I'm not supposed to.
Well with that kind of hair density, the petrol isn't needed. Then you can call it an awesome BBQ story.
so the asshole put in the effort to not put any effort in it's job?
Unfortunately no... shit doesn't just happen, shit takes effort from an asshole.
number five is alive !!!
Every victory, no matter how big or small needs to be celebrated. acknowledge all the good you do and forgive/learn from the mistakes.
Every time i see a truck transporting pigs, i instinctively yell out "BACON!" it's not weird at all
Start of a Greek magic spell : icarus dickarus pokery poo
"And then the hooman said: 'no more treats', made me very sad!"
every time i see Marjory's picture i can't help but wonder if she suffers from Fetal alcohol spectrum disorder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2PDTBNqh_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ayq3CxfB0Ak
Does explains the cock-ish attitude