snlroadkill

16892 pts ยท July 24, 2011


This humanoid model has run into technical difficulties, please stand by.

I know the 3 male rules for 35+, but what would be the female equivalent? For reference 1.) Never waste an erection even if you're by yourself 2.) Never skip a chance to take a piss 3.) Don't trust a fart.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cheapest space marine outfit ever.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aaah, nothing like a little bit of Stockholm syndrome.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Weeeeee!!!! Oh shit!!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"to hunt the bird i must first become the bird" - aspiring ninja cat

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah... without the benefit of lubrication

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's been a rough week... don't judge me

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

PAIGE!!!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Getting a dessert

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i live in the southern part of the Netherlands and i died a lot in old deathmatch gaming.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And for x-mass you're getting therapy. +1

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

you had 1 candy bar, that was a failure, but if you didn't drop the diet, it's merely a learning point of 'what made you chose this?'

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

recently started on a low carb kind of diet (type 2 diabetic) one very important thing i learned "failure is an option, quitting isn't " /1

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's stupid and it makes me smile...+1 i love it

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I shall call thee: night blep

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd much more like to give Karen a High five, to the face, with a chair. but I'm male, so I'm not supposed to.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Well with that kind of hair density, the petrol isn't needed. Then you can call it an awesome BBQ story.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

so the asshole put in the effort to not put any effort in it's job?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately no... shit doesn't just happen, shit takes effort from an asshole.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

number five is alive !!!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every victory, no matter how big or small needs to be celebrated. acknowledge all the good you do and forgive/learn from the mistakes.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every time i see a truck transporting pigs, i instinctively yell out "BACON!" it's not weird at all

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Start of a Greek magic spell : icarus dickarus pokery poo

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"And then the hooman said: 'no more treats', made me very sad!"

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

every time i see Marjory's picture i can't help but wonder if she suffers from Fetal alcohol spectrum disorder

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does explains the cock-ish attitude

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0