smitus

1905 pts ยท July 6, 2012


Rat summoning asshole

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Living his best life

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put them all in the Carboy. DO NOT TOUCH FOR THE NEXT 6 MONTHS - MINIMUM. Decant and enjoy with the sweet sounds of Viking Battle Metal

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The economy of Zimbabwe must be based around making higher and higher denominations to sell to people who want to put them in a frame by now

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love Cinnabon

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I knew there was something strange about Snow White

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And that's why I imgur

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or stop time travel from being invented

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is there a recipe?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thankyou for proving me wrong. You are truly generous

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A woman always has exactly the sex life she desires

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Pie is a sandwich. Prove me wrong

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you all for being the moderately oddballs that you are. See you all next year

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And you still think its safe

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Don't tell them, they might come here

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As I looked at the quote first and only saw Tyler in my peripherals, I was confused as to why Bono was saying that

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They (basically) fought (academic) wars about that

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And hello to you too

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I, presumably like many here, am lawful/neutral lazy.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

the.gif

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you ask nicely, it might happen inside your butthole

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Some of them, I'm sure, are good people. But they're not sending their best

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

neat

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Car horns aren't in the key of F as they only play a single note. They may play an F, but not the key

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Licking that pussy

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, what was the meme

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Say no, and force them to learn

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a bar worker, this is to let everyone know that they still want to finish the drink, but they needed to go to the toilet or something

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They need to fire Madden

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0