smartasst

40 pts ยท June 6, 2012


We have a national news media and half the political system in the US striving for the same system

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

if she was my wife the daily drill would be "honey help me put my bra and top on"...Nope! on you honey bras and tops are evil!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

This is what its like to be a guy ladies,,, ok no legs, no arms, BUT beautiful face and smile nice boobs and hiney! smile is worth million$

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Walked by a die-in, a guy laying there talking on his cell phone, I asked who his cell phone provider was and how many bars from the grave?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Uhmmm, can we talk about those pants now?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and how exactly did this happen. the angle is more suggestive than the impression

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

agree, how exactly did that go down?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OK, shes going to need a good scrubbing down too! I'm on it!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

agree, it needs a scope and laser sight

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

must be hot out, I don't see a puddle?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

best girlfriend ever ?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

next step in evolution...discovery of girls !

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a trap...its always a trap !

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

BBQ sauce ?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I applaud you, make a stand against assholes. You take a risk sure but you take it for all of annoyed by such idiocy

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here kitty kitty kitty, it's just a big giant sword, nothing to be concerned about here :o)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here Kitty Kitty Kitty, It's just a big giant sword, nothing to be concerned about here

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wench, , , grog , , , its a timeless thing really.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hun, you might wanna pinch that stream off a little early and hop back into the car

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sweet inspiration ! I know what my theme is this year

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

keep making those good decisions, parenthood is just around the corner

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And he is going to have kids some day !

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look, he likes you :o)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not parked at Walmart !

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it wood be bigger ? !

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's a pooper !

14 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

HE'S A POOPER !

14 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

show me corn syrup additives !

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

survivor !

14 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This guy should never sit next to the emergency exit on an airplane !

14 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0