320 pts · December 27, 2017
Man it would be SO creepy hiking in the woods and suddenly hearing this.
Not soon enough.
Dude, you can’t call them that!
I read a book series when I was a teen all about teenagers who had pagers and sent each other messages.
? I stopped reading them years ago but still, SPOILER!
Born in the mid-80s. It took me an excessively long time to figure out how to play this game. Like I figured it out when I was an adult.
Now she has to tell him how she really got chlamydia. The koala won’t cover for her.
TOXIC LOVE!
Shoo fly don’t bother me!
Can I have an aunt like this? Anyone got a spare?
Why are his front wheels not even turning?
Long ago when I was 5 I snuck into the kitchen late at night and ate a donut with a maple glaaaaaaaaze
Haha, my thoughts exactly! “Oooo a library ... ... where are all the books?”
Years of academy training WASTED!
LEGO TIRES!
I don’t want to sound like a queer or nothin but I’d really like to make love to you tonight!
Happy Gilmore advice!
More people favourited this than upvoted it. Wtf people?!
They read it somewhere so obviously it’s true!
Shithead.
No one ever tried this on me and I was warned. But I was absolutely sceptical the first time a welder asked me to get them a weld blanket.
It’s the tumour.
Mother, father kindly disregard this letter!
Wanna take a bath?
THE LITTLEST HOBO! He didn’t kill any Americans with a gun!
Be dirty! Be dirty!
But, ya know, not in the good way.
HE’S A MONSTER OF A FRIEND!
Man it would be SO creepy hiking in the woods and suddenly hearing this.
Not soon enough.
Dude, you can’t call them that!
I read a book series when I was a teen all about teenagers who had pagers and sent each other messages.
? I stopped reading them years ago but still, SPOILER!
Born in the mid-80s. It took me an excessively long time to figure out how to play this game. Like I figured it out when I was an adult.
Now she has to tell him how she really got chlamydia. The koala won’t cover for her.
TOXIC LOVE!
Shoo fly don’t bother me!
Can I have an aunt like this? Anyone got a spare?
Why are his front wheels not even turning?
Long ago when I was 5 I snuck into the kitchen late at night and ate a donut with a maple glaaaaaaaaze
Haha, my thoughts exactly! “Oooo a library ... ... where are all the books?”
Years of academy training WASTED!
LEGO TIRES!
I don’t want to sound like a queer or nothin but I’d really like to make love to you tonight!
Happy Gilmore advice!
More people favourited this than upvoted it. Wtf people?!
They read it somewhere so obviously it’s true!
Shithead.
No one ever tried this on me and I was warned. But I was absolutely sceptical the first time a welder asked me to get them a weld blanket.
It’s the tumour.
Mother, father kindly disregard this letter!
Wanna take a bath?
THE LITTLEST HOBO! He didn’t kill any Americans with a gun!
Be dirty! Be dirty!
But, ya know, not in the good way.
HE’S A MONSTER OF A FRIEND!