slimfunk

2280 pts ยท December 26, 2013


Born in Texas but currently live in Colorado Springs. I like days off of work, snowboarding, and long weekends. If you're in the springs and want to meet someone new then just message me!

For copyright reasons the AHA now calls it abdominal thrusts.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't that the Damn truth.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Aight J-Roc

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha. I tried to sound out vagina to understand jokes at school. Came up with fajina

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry. I was referring to the I am legend reference

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

You read the book?

10 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 0

I always felt like I want the government to protect me from other nations. I'll take care of myself

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought this was gonna be a joke about the cat from Dr. Sleep

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Because he has defeated teams that I favored multiple times in playoffs and finals.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Flour

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Nice. Thanks for following that up

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think you are wrong but have no evidence to substantiate my claims

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've been looking for this forever. Thanks

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would you recommend it?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks a ton. Deep space nine it is

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Really? I just finished next generation and I think I wanna start stargate

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I know I didn't save us and allowed for an entire race to die. Twice.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fuck people who do this and work there

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hahaha

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wanted to choose my job so I went army. Met a guys at MEPS that was a genius and some absolute idiots as well

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Can't beat free

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In my own experience it had a lot to do with the type of wood we were splitting. I'm not gonna say that these were not useful

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*heat

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do believe splitting wood builds character. Especially when it's cold as balls outside and you can only enter if you can hear the house

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

These are still nice for massive stumps that are either green or frozen or both. Source: how I paid for gas for 6 years

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True. You still have to wrestle these stumps up there constantly and remove the split pieces. I prefer my 20lb maul

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Believe it or not our splitter was more of a pain in the back that anything. The splitting maul was faster and took less effort

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

False. My grandmother got two fingers cut off by a splitter and the leather gloves allowed for them to put them back later

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are really nice for green stumps that are nearly impossible for a human to split

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0