slednut2000

418 pts ยท November 18, 2019


White guy here, I kiss my black wife like this as much as I can. I'm not nearly as dapper as this fine man is though.

6 months ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Wow, holy crap that describes my wife in a way I never thought possible.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got a crazy 10 year old, she thinks she's still a kitten.

11 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

My names on it. Hope it goes somewhere.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Solo sends her best wishes.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The rectum of Ella Fitzgerald?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Tyco sucks, AFX all the way!!! These are the things we fought over back in the day. Seriously, I was a Tyco guy, they kicked butt on the track.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Before and after.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Garlic bread with cheese is the greatest dinner.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Up up and away!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone's got older brothers I see..

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't need to make sound to make power. Just something kids and dick heads do. I've been both so I know. Still, a really well tuned V8 is like a symphony, just during the waking hours. Don't stomp the loud pedal at night. Great way way to make enemies with your neighbors.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

90 Crown Vic, greatest game on a snowy night. Get going about 50 mph on a snow covered road and set the cruise control. See how long you can keep it controlled by only steering it before you tap the brakes. Best record was close to 25 miles on a 5 lane road at 3 am. Those all season Tiger paws were awesome. I miss that old boat.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a Christensen I approve. My relatives left much earlier to come to Canada. Still got to respect them for doing what they did.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Made me laugh out loud my dude. Well done.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tiberius says hello. His sisters would argue that the limit should be raised to 5 or 6. Such a photogenic boy.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Tiberius says hello handsome fellow.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had a follow up colonoscopy today. Absolutely the best staff and great doctors. Got the results before I even recovered from the anesthesia. Cost me 5 bucks for parking. Canada has its issues but the health care is there when I've needed it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bettman's plan still playing out. Keep the Canadians watching while keeping the Americans interested. I give up.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Got a cat that lined up mice and voles at the neighbors house. They approached me and asked if they could give her treats. Who the fuck cares where their outside cats go? Don't want the cat at the neighbors place, don't let them out. Damn people are stupid.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Couldn't wait for the comment.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My Follow up is next Tuesday. It tastes like poop but drink it down and don't breathe until it's gone. You'll feel lighter than you have ever felt. Plus the sedation will make you feel the best sleep you've ever felt. If you wake up with a sore jaw then you might have a problem.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not the first Mercury to be made in China. This one will probably last longer though.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With genuine Saskatchewan seal skin bindings....

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jeez Pam, you're really nice. If I didn't have puke breath I'd kiss you.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Beat me to it.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0