skreenname

355 pts · May 8, 2012


This is essentially Charlotte's Web too

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These women are awful. Salads are known bigots.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself

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"This load is on me." Pretty sure OP's mom says that quite often.

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250+ years and they're still so perky!

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They have flowbees in space?

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Oh fuck!!! My internet points!!!

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I'am

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Secretly the World Fap Champion

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'Murrica

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Plot twist: He's not insured. Each diaper cost him $250.

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I've downloaded music before because I left the cd in my car and didn't wanna get it

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"Who you callin' basic?"

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Adultery on the other hand….

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This leaves no free hand for your machete

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If this were real, there'd be poop everywhere

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It's funny cus it's true

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It looks like his nipples are being censored

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Roomba: "Oh more dirt....It's cool. I got this."

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Ain't it the truth

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The same thought always kept me confident

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"Indie" is not a genre. I'm sorry.

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I find this aPAULing.

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As someone who's worked in the pet industry for several years, Andy nails it here.

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This Gif is tight...…...tight

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That Ali-Frazier photo looks like something out of The Walking Dead.

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So ??.....What does he listen to though?

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