skizzit

45483 pts ยท April 18, 2013


I was really confused why this would written on a bottle of kewpie mayo at first...

1 day ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I dunno, maybe some make up? Prosthetics? I didn't really expect skinny Dwayne in a fake muscle suit and cheap wig.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do I get the feeling this will be the "win" the Democrats claim right before they capitulate and cave on everything else?

3 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

Was that book good? I read the first one in the series but there was something about the main character that annoyed me. Plus the fact that every antagonist threatens to rape Zoey constantly was tiresome.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, but reality doesn't matter to them. Don't forget the Republican timeline. Create a problem > Blame Democrats for problem > Fight democrats at every turn until they compromise to fix problem > Republicans take credit for the fix. We are at the Blame Democrats part.

5 days ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Actually, it turns out he was! Jury found him not guilty... I just love living in a world with a two-tier justice system...

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You should know, I am judging your bookshelf. I recognize some stuff but thumbs up for Gideon the Ninth and the His Dark Materials books (my favorite versions as well!).

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What?!? Trump made up a conversation where some imaginary person praised him? Get out! He never does stuff like that...

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The peel is ok, it is the white pith under that is bitter as hell.

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

If you want to see your bartender get annoyed, ask for a Mojito.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's true. Her name is Momo.

1 week ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

He is the personification of a rich kid who was handed everything in life and now goes absolutely bonkers when anyone tells him "no"

1 week ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

There was a documentary about this lad's life a few years ago. You may also recognize him from Midsommar, he played the old guy who threw himself off the cliff.

1 week ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

The delivery of "Hmm, Colon Blow. Sounds delicious." always makes me laugh. R.I.P you legend.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The stated reason? Communism is bad! The real reason? Money!!! 60 years ago, after Castro took power he nationalized all American businesses in the country and the US is still big mad about it. Obama tried to cool tensions down a bit but then Trump took office and yeah.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This has to be the least serious administration in history. LindellTV? The pillow guy? What a complete joke.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A little three-banded guy!

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This guy is a three-banded armadillo. They are from south america and quite a bit smaller than nine-banded armadillo's you will find in the US.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Bring back Gingerbread Snap'd. That shit was great.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't Witkoff the dude who literally taught the Russians how to talk to Trump to manipulate him into getting what they want? Anything that comes out of this dudes mouth is Russian propaganda.

1 week ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Chairman Meow has assembled the council.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You forgot the "Also, it was all Biden's fault" part.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

100 to 1 odds they are wannabe hardcore pro wrestlers. A trampoline of barbed wire is exactly the kind of thing they would come up with.

1 week ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

He is holding the vine with his feet.

1 week ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 2

Dropped charges against the soldiers who did it but are still moving forward with charges against the woman who gave the footage to the press.

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

2 weeks ago | Likes 264 Dislikes 2

Saying the harassments is "speculation" while defending a ban over a made-up problem is some serious hypocrisy.

2 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

#1 Now this is a version of Only Murders in the Building I want to watch.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hopefully soon, his tombstone?

2 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Hey now! It was only like $9 million on shellfish. and $15 million on steak. In a month. Nearly $100k on a piano for an Air Force chief of staff's house. But no money for health care! That's Socialism!

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0