sjryan

80 pts ยท September 13, 2015


Yep, that's how it goes in the movies. In real life, the hokey religion with the biggest blaster wins.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When Monsanto money preached, Bill had a religious conversion. What facts are you talking about? GMOs have never had a clinical trial.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

I was banned from Free Republic in 2001 (!) for saying that it wasn't a good idea to go to war over 9/11 until we had all the facts.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

She died at 36. Some of us don't consider that aging at all.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why didn't I think of that?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They never shoot the cat, do they? Tells you who's really running society.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, feral golden retrievers licking people's faces off. "He came right up to my child and nuzzled him!"

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

True, the unreasonable part is to tell them to stop exercising and getting sun, and go get drunk and ruin their liver.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, blacks are puzzled too why they have all these black faces in government yet can't drive while black.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

"Stop exercising and getting sun. Get drunk and ruin your liver." Yep, my generation was and is messed up. Sixties music is best, tho!

9 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 12

Another 'conservative' more concerned about a photograph than that an innocent kid was gunned down by a psycho.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

I'm prescribing a breather and because of skin sensitivity, you'll want to wear heavy clothing in direct sunlight.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You Bremainers are going to look more and more hysterical and foolish as time goes on and nothing horrible happens.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I'm a guy and I don't see guys doing this either. I saw this on Family Guy a while back. I think that's where they're getting it.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A poser liberal and a sincere conservative have the same environmentally destructive lifestyle. So what's the difference? Better PR.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

No, you know people who pose as liberals. Bad guys who pose as good guys, whoda thunk? Not you, you fall for it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

Liberal smugness doesn't harm my lungs, where as the carbon monoxide emitted by a conservative's SUV does.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 25

No sense of humor, huh? Also, it does not qualify as a shitpost, because a shitpost derails a thread and this is not part of a thread.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Crime is a plastic word in the hands of tyranny.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And still funnier than the last few seasons of SNL.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Funny how that happens, a 'leak' on global corruption that focuses only on people who oppose US banksters. Soros much?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Banks gave poor people home loans because they knew when it was over, the banks got the homes and bailouts and poor people got the curb.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

You're proving the cartoonist's point.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 7

I know enough coding to know that manipulating the screen has nothing to do with manipulating the operating system.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They must have some squirrelly embedded control codes. How about just displaying text and images to the screen and ignore anything else?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's okay to kill innocent creatures for pleasure, so long as other people are smug about not doing so.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

It's not necessary that you understand. It's necessary that you deliver the package at the scheduled time and location without questions.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Downpouris stopium!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

"...the Lion of Lucerne is the most mournful and moving piece of stone in the world." - A Tramp Abroad, Mark Twain

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As I learned a long time ago, if you're at work and can't find the guinea pig, then you are the guinea pig.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1