singlegreenlight

155 pts ยท April 22, 2014


My best friend has a really light gray L & R on her wrists. They're my favorite.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also a fine dining server; and I usually go by the fork upside down on the plate as a sign of being finished enjoying the course.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Christian and a server- this is one of those times I don't love being in the first category.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you're 23 and relate to this post.... Dancing for 17 years has taken a toll.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The toe box is the support. While there are various pads and wraps for toes to cushion the blow, it's still extreme stress on the feet.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But how am I supposed to swallow my prescription drugs, if I don't have a greyhound.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you my soulmate?!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Proofing isn't checking for mistakes. It's making sure that the dot gain isn't too high, as well as color precision. But yeah, pretty much.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I... I... I really want that jumpsuit... Why...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We used to have unlimited printing for graphic design, because we proof so many prints. This year we only get 50 free- bullshit.

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

I make upwards of $30 an hour serving. We definitely benefit, and my employer would never be able to meet that if we were hourly.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I am so so sorry. So sorry. Oh no.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile my dad didn't come to my wedding 3 hours away because he didn't feel like paying for that much gas for his car...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I once was taking about this scene and kind of acting it out, only I was at work, at a bar, and my boss thought I was drunk.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The design and layout of this book is absolutely beautiful.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How do I get a job there?! Because that $7,328.20 automatic gratuity is really enticing.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a lettering artist; it's not flawless, but it is beautiful.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Feels just hit me over the head. And bashed my face in. I watched this movie on repeat as a child and I still get emotionally wrecked.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for beekeeping. Save the bees!!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ugh. My bracket is so fucked.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Don't finish the verse. Do not finish the verse...... License and registration and get out of the car. You carryin a weapon on you.....Damn.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She looks just like my Sheba. But she's an indoor cat and is sitting right next to me... So it's not her. Just sharing...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Loved the movie. Hate the comic sans.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Overland Park area... And there's a bundt cake shop across the street from 3 cupcake places.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a friend named Paul... And he looks an awful lot like this fella.... And he lives in CA... Please don't be my Paul. That's awkward.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But... But... GMOs aren't good for you. I mean, evil is a bit harsh, but still.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 41

Damnit Steve. Pull yourself together.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're trying to confine the BDSMers to one aisle of the store.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It only took 7 years!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0