15755 pts · October 11, 2013
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The private jet one kills me. I sit at lunch eating instant ramen everyday after doing maintenance on private jets. Wrong career choice.
I’m a fast driver. I constantly have to pass on the right because of this. Especially in certain states like TN where I live
I wish I had electrical X-ray vision. Private aircraft are a nightmare sometimes
They need to give driving tests every 10 years and every 2 when you get to 65. Fucking ridiculous how many slow fucks are on the road
Yeah I’m changing the baby in the middle of the store now. This is your fault.
I got a bidet this year without a heater and we had a cold snap in TN over Christmas and I basically had icicles shot into my asshole.
That sounds pretty cool. I definitely get that need for more cash though!
Sounds like a fun job. What do you do?
Yeah the women are supposed to take care of the kids! Even though my wife makes more than me
Don’t have to get ready if you stay ready.
Yeah and it’s Tennessee so pretty fuckin red here.
Is leave the helicopter alone and maybe take the wheels off his Ferrari instead
A recreational off-road vehicle
I was told I couldn’t get paternity leave while working on my bosses private helicopter in his hangar in his backyard. This country sucks.
I’m a bear fan. I’m just bitter.
You guys are winning the division…..
There will be another US civil war before that happens.
My wife and I were supposed to host our first thanksgiving in our new house and we both got sick with a cold. Super disappointed
He didn’t win a World Series. He shouldn’t be in the parade. Sit the fuck down with the rest of the fans. You aren’t a celebrity.
#1 I’m a Democrat and a private jet mechanic. Worst kind of republicans. They actually know they are taking advantage of people.
My boss bragged about how well we did during covid. Had our best year yet in profit. This was after he had cut my hours in half.
Has anyone actually successfully done this?
Fuck, what a dream.
I eat ass
#3 my wife had a picture of a nude man that ran into a college bar 4 years before we met. My mullet looked great.
Blue pill. I’ve got a good life and 90% of my problems will be solved with money.
As a person who is on call 26 weeks a year. This would fucking SUCK! Get these people some help!
How hot SpongeBob SquarePants actually is.
I wish this was actually the case. Then people that want to “hustle and grind” can do that and succeed. But the rest of us can enjoy ourself
As a mechanic. I cuss out engineers on the daily.
The private jet one kills me. I sit at lunch eating instant ramen everyday after doing maintenance on private jets. Wrong career choice.
I’m a fast driver. I constantly have to pass on the right because of this. Especially in certain states like TN where I live
I wish I had electrical X-ray vision. Private aircraft are a nightmare sometimes
They need to give driving tests every 10 years and every 2 when you get to 65. Fucking ridiculous how many slow fucks are on the road
Yeah I’m changing the baby in the middle of the store now. This is your fault.
I got a bidet this year without a heater and we had a cold snap in TN over Christmas and I basically had icicles shot into my asshole.
That sounds pretty cool. I definitely get that need for more cash though!
Sounds like a fun job. What do you do?
Yeah the women are supposed to take care of the kids! Even though my wife makes more than me
Don’t have to get ready if you stay ready.
Yeah and it’s Tennessee so pretty fuckin red here.
Is leave the helicopter alone and maybe take the wheels off his Ferrari instead
A recreational off-road vehicle
I was told I couldn’t get paternity leave while working on my bosses private helicopter in his hangar in his backyard. This country sucks.
I’m a bear fan. I’m just bitter.
You guys are winning the division…..
There will be another US civil war before that happens.
My wife and I were supposed to host our first thanksgiving in our new house and we both got sick with a cold. Super disappointed
He didn’t win a World Series. He shouldn’t be in the parade. Sit the fuck down with the rest of the fans. You aren’t a celebrity.
#1 I’m a Democrat and a private jet mechanic. Worst kind of republicans. They actually know they are taking advantage of people.
My boss bragged about how well we did during covid. Had our best year yet in profit. This was after he had cut my hours in half.
Has anyone actually successfully done this?
Fuck, what a dream.
I eat ass
#3 my wife had a picture of a nude man that ran into a college bar 4 years before we met. My mullet looked great.
Blue pill. I’ve got a good life and 90% of my problems will be solved with money.
As a person who is on call 26 weeks a year. This would fucking SUCK! Get these people some help!
How hot SpongeBob SquarePants actually is.
I wish this was actually the case. Then people that want to “hustle and grind” can do that and succeed. But the rest of us can enjoy ourself
As a mechanic. I cuss out engineers on the daily.