simpsonbort

7561 pts · March 5, 2013


Holy Jizzleroni...

The CEO of Pemex is Mexican, is that white too?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#29 1q orkrrtt

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But my 400€ per hour whores are ok no? Cuz they drive a better car than me. .

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean most nordic countries are like this. Germans, Danish, Swedes and Norwegians are all notorious 3.8/5 star givers.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

dssssssss yo xft,?ydrrrrr DD rrom

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

eh

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Tbh they are certainly less social than a dog and are sometimes frightened. But ever so often they jump on and give you kisses (grooming)..

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I kinda stopped going anal cuz once I pulled my dick out and liquid poo dropped down my dick, like I was checking her oil level

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Aa

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shit I guess that´s true, it´s not like our army can do anything by themselves atm anyway

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

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7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am from Kansas and I have never seen a lake in my life before, you liar!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Russian Alyson Hannigan

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I am a highly professional weed-addict and the toilet bong defeats the purpose of the smoke being filtered through the water...

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Just wanted to see if the posts do better at different times. No need to be a douche (It's OC btw)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So is everything that is defined by humans. Every word you said is just something we agreed on what it means. Discussion is still possible.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Uh la la someone's getting laid in college

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

MRW my overly authorative army father catches me masturbating

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

in order to become Reichskanzler he would need the support of the old conservatives (2)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FunFact: Hitler did not respect Hindenburg as he saw him as part of the establishment he was working against. However he knew that (1)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

/3 also like his lawyers said during the trial: "The police tries to frame him, because they are convinced he is guilty"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

/2 he is rather stupid and weird, than an highly intelligent sociopath who manages to fool everyone who is on his side.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes it does for the sake of making Steven Avery the underdorg... However the still existing facts strongly poitn to Avery being innocent

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

^^

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, but I also didn´t say so

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Not my point

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well.... sometimes... okay you got me, most times I don´t think at all. Is that what you wanted to hear *cries*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Shit.. all I got are my son´s collge funds. But if he really loves his father he will understand

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why did you have to go VP Joe?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0