simplyd

817 pts · September 4, 2013


This is the way.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn, she’s the WOOOOORST!

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Must be related to Eddie Murphy’s mom.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those things worked great for certain coin candy/toy vending machines…

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wookin’ puh nub.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is a very unripe strawberry. It’s not going to taste very good in general, and hardly taste like strawberry at all.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Probably not as much after the nails.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Almost as good as every comedy song on Napster being by Weird Al.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Detroit style is thick, crispy crust. Cheese all the way to the edges. Crust, sauce, cheese, toppings (usually).

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

That’s me waiting for the urgent care visit, but sage advice.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If it hadn’t been a slash across the knuckle I might have.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, which one? Superior? Michigan? Erie?? Context is important!!

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I haven’t seen a single flag today and it’s glorious.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We can likely thank Obama for orchestrating the consolidation of the centrist Dems around Biden, like Reps tried to do against Goldwater.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can likely thank Obama giving us Biden, though we would probably have had Sanders over Pete if he hadn’t.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like pain.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yep. This is Falcon’s origin story. He joined the military after this humiliating defeat, and really cleaned himself up.

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I feel like the people driving slower are those from out of state. 80 is typical flow of traffic on the expressway.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Eh?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That pear is probably hard as a rock.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun fact about Troy. Bana has a mesomorphic body type and didn’t have to workout nearly as much as Brad Pitt did.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Airbne?

6 years ago | Likes 342 Dislikes 3

You’re tellin’ me. More down than up, just for backing up then original post. Guess I should’ve provided a link at the time.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean, it essentially signals freshness. Old fruit & vegetables lose their snap, dry goods like chips start to get soft, etc.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It may sound false, but it really is what happens with crispy foods.

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 13

Makes it look like a damned Henson puppet.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m guessing that a lot of house ruled games play this way.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And 7 Spider-Man movies. 8 if you count Spiderverse. XD

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0