simpletimberman

8525 pts ยท June 24, 2018


Can't do cosplay without em

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You can see there's only one frog child left as they leave.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're a fucking idiot for shooting an arrow into the air.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My father in law watches One America Network and it's just fucking painful. He always ruins holidays and is completely out of touch.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Jar-Jar is the republic

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry for your huge dingus king, keep your head up.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pizza making is art and science. I was high all the time and when orders like this come in I would perfect them for my own entertainment.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Same with persian cats. Why was that ever a desired look.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If there is a bed so full of stuffed animals that you can't sleep on it so you ask them to move them but they stab you it's time to move on.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The funny part is judging from the house, this guy is the one denying Christmas vacations.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Doubt

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry for your loss

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Heavy metal

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Not wearing masks and reopening America have been conservative talking points for months.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

This is mid tier laugh, needs a 3rd more maniacal laugh.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Beat me to it.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wahoooooooooo

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Thumbnail looks like a B&W WWII shot from a bomber.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless no one taught your parents, or you don't have parents, or you have parents but they are addicted to opiates.

5 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 2

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell!

5 years ago | Likes 261 Dislikes 6

You can get one hell of an edge using ceramic to sharpen though.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought a spoon was going to come out at some point and ruin my day.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I feel seen

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not as funny as I thought.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

You're*

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Armor gives hella advantage to unarmored opponents but if someone is bigger than you and your both armored your kind of fucked.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Isn't this the same as 9/11

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Friend raised a pig for two years built a wonderful friendship then blew it's brains out for a hog roast. Named the pig bacon.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I would eat my dog. I love korean food.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0