simianruler

119934 pts ยท May 28, 2012


The OPA did organize the Trade Union and ran it for several decades before Laconia rolled in.

1 hour ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'd like to be. I'm not, but I'd like to be.

3 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Off with his Shirt was the best song of season 2.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: I actually do have bone spurs. On every single joint in my body. Even I think they're a bullshit excuse to get out of the draft.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have basically the opposite here. 60s, then we hit 80. Back into the 60s, but on Thursday we're supposed to hit 90...

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's gonna depend on what games you play. If you play CoD, try 4. If you want that but multiplayer, 76 is good, ignore all the haters. If you're into Skyrim, 3 and New Vegas are that but with guns. Of those two, New Vegas is better than 3. If you like old-school isometric RPGs, then 1 and 2 are for you.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a VERY important distinction.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I honestly missed it until now. But that's partly because I don't spend a lot of time thinking about Kelsey Grammer.

2 weeks ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Fun fact: In the mainline games, most people won't evolve a shiny magikarp. This is because a shiny gyarados is given to you in Johto, making them not special. But the magikarp is still special because those aren't handed out.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, he's certainly not processing his emotions healthily. He's also not expressing them, which is the main problem here (this is a common problem among men). But the mother needs to stop pretending she's being a mediator between them, like she said she is, and actually be one. They both have unresolved, unexpressed issues that they aren't talking out. Proper communication can resolve so many issues, or it's at least the first step.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Itchy.
Tasty.

2 weeks ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

How dare that man have emotions! The audacity of it!

2 weeks ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 2

Having worked at a McDonald's many years ago, I can assure you they didn't try to guilt him. This is a made-up story. The workers truly do not care about the answer to the question.

2 weeks ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

I'm assuming, given the insane little dance he did, that wasn't the end of the joke. Seems like there was more, possibly something to make it less awful. I could, of course, be giving him too much credit.

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

She looks so much like him that I'm not convinced she's not just him in a wig.

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Lactomancer, if you will.

3 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Well, you're gonna be awful sore.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I looked. There were several videos of him with that name, but the only channel by that name had nothing to do with him.

1 month ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

I will be ecstatic when he joins the choir invisible.

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Screw one shots. Have a start planned and a vague end goal, then figure out everything in between along with the players. Full, multi-year campaign.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or several someones.

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but he laughs so much that he doesn't get all the way through about half of them.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I remember seeing Scarface on tv, back when I had cable. It was three and a half hours long, even with all the cuts they made. I didn't watch the whole thing, but I did see enough to know they cut out the scene with a guy getting chainsawed in a bathtub.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm in the US of A. I know. I was raised in Germany, and all the warning signs I was taught to look out for are present. It's depressing and terrifying.

1 month ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Semper fi.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm generally against the death penalty. Because as long as it's on the table, it will be abused. However, in recent years, I've opened up to the idea of using it for certain people...

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to have a dog that did that. Any food that was available went into his belly, even if there was too much of it.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm turning 36 on the 14th, I feel you.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My grandfather is furious, if that helps.

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