silverbean

25583 pts ยท December 22, 2012


Breakfast food enthusiast and proud owner of 2 waffle irons.

My sister had a concert (she's a banjo player) and some of her equipment wasn't working just as she was about to go up on stage. I was in the crowd and heard "Silverbean!" from behind the stage and I ran. Turns out her preamp was on Mute but all those years as a studio audio engineer were condensed into that single button. Then she went out and killed. I've never been prouder of myself than in that one moment where my entire life's experience helped my sister out of a jam.

2 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

so dramatic

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the only upside is that some very weird and creative people have platforms to share their art. I watched a video on the fluid dynamics of the phrase "ducks in a row" in between advertisements for Amazon last night.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

naa he's just been rolling 7 gram joints since 1965. Dude's an OG

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

say what you will. but it was warm in the cave and there was always something entertaining on TV

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

there is so much going on... That dude has a gilded saw on his back.

2 years ago | Likes 245 Dislikes 2

their uniforms don't include the top 3 buttons on the shirt

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

The archivist, huh? Never knew I needed an Owl House/The Magnus Archives crossover in my life.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

it's a good idea! Why not. Until he's outed as some abusive, harassing subhuman, I'm rooting for him. Someone's gotta capitalize on the braindead culture war demographic... Am I gonna buy his beer? Of course not lol My redneck beer is Canadian.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

no one ever tells you this, but your teeth start growing again when you get sober!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

lol Cohen brothers

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

what's something New Yorkers all unanimously dislike? Rabble-rousers. We teach our kids 3 things. Snitches get stitches. don't talk to cops. and STAY IN YOUR LANE. Simple. Cause no smoke and no smoke will be caused unto you. NY's golden rule.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

my favorite was Land Before Time XXXVIII the Revenge of Littlefoot

3 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

futurama episode

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

especially the gaping nature asshole pictures

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

+1 for Final Space

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

i had to look that up. then i had to look up an alternate site cause WSJ is behind a paywall. But yup. that's what they said.

3 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Also known as Sparkling Ground Meat

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Why is Rudy Giuliani there?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1. publication 2. identification 3. statement had negative impact on plaintiff 4. published info is false and 5. defendant is at fault

3 years ago | Likes 130 Dislikes 0

To be fair. It would have solved Ireland's food shortage and overpopulation at the same time.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NY Dolls. a conservative nightmare.

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

A guy i work with thinks that's a good idea!

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

My kitty is an indoor/outdoor cat. First time she went missing overnight I freaked. She was just having a holiday in the barn next door :3

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

hey its momo!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

idk, I could use some better drugs myself.

3 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 2

"My mother is a fish."

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was in the ER for a heart problem. Gastric distress is a sign of cardio problems. Ripped an 8 seconder. Nurse tech was just like "nice"

3 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

does this person know ink and tattoo needles are 5$ on Amazon?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 15