silentjay01

176597 pts ยท December 26, 2014


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Hence all the little girls at detention centers that are now miraculously pregnant after being there for a few months.

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The pull-up block guy doesn't even need to be reversed. It still would have been an impressive catch with his feet on its own.

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If the common man didn't know what Sir Ian was talking about back then, they can see it on full display in "The Whale".

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#28 So, Black Widow swallows.

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But where is the video of how they carve that hole?

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Yup. Everytime she looks down, it is because she is focusing on what is being said from the control room.

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No, but the insulting sword is a great idea for a sword for a player to find in a D&D game. Would ruin any attempt at stealth if unsheathed.

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But he probably will also sayhe is not in a cult.

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What were they rallying for?

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No, that is just a normal corn cob you would find at any farmer's market or grocery store if it had been allowed to grow to full size; it is just harvested early on, usually before pollination.

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So he identifies as a democrat now? (Based on his own definition)

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Will Alan Tudyk be voicing a robot in this?

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#11 Moriarty was alway good at playing the long game.

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#1 My alarm clock has been next to my bed every day since I got it back in the early 90s. Still works perfectly in spite of how hard I hit that snooze button some mornings.

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Please don't call the Israelis moving into the stolen land "settlers".

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"Oh No! My Balls!" she cried.

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He'd have better luck (and be more popular among the goth kids) of training a murder of crows or an unkindness of ravens to carry him to school.

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Now imagine the Giants accountant going over the phone bill and seeing one long distance call to San Francisco and how much that probably cost back in the 1980s.

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Doubtful. I'll believe it when I see it.

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Its not an unflattering photo is y'all just ugly. And Pete is UG-A-LEE, inside and out.

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#18 I don't have a birthmark because I wasn't born - I was ripped out of my mother's body via an already existing cut from when my older sister screwed things up.

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I vote Culvers.

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Noem clearly didn't give Donnie a big enough cut. That's the sin that got her fired.

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The way you feel about Mark Rothko's paintings is the way I feel about Franz Kline's.

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But not nearly as funny as it could have been.

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That leaf was slowing him down!

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What family of instruments does the theremin fall under? Its not brass. Its not woodwind. It doesn't have any strings. Is it a percussion instrument?

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#3 Thats the noise Chunk makes while performing the "Truffle Shuffle".

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I love this so much.

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Doesn't matter. If we are allowed to have a presidential election in 2028 and the Dem candidate is not an old, Centrist, white man, this guy will still be voting for whoever the GOP puts forward.

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