shortkitty

28891 pts ยท August 1, 2012


meh.

suddenly look like a human being. (2/2)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know what you're saying, man. I have a problem with posture; when I slouch I look like a disgusting caveman but if I stand up straight (1)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey man, Jurassic Park used CGI and it looked fucking amazing. Don't hate.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ME TOO OMG. I just forced my boyfriend to watch it for the first time!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is such a beautiful name!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Britknee omg the knee jokes would be never ending

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

lol You wouldn't get banned for that. Do you think imgur is constantly monitoring what people comment with?

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Holy crap, I've never seen this gif in color before!!

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

I want that followed by the cake above. Then, and only then, will I be fully content.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's not how that one goes... that sounds really clunky/awkward. You just say, "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hmm. I thought the joke was just that he didn't get the word. Older people don't just yell for no reason, generally.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hey man, HP board games are the shit. I have a couple from like 10 years ago.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

lol Why would you yell at him if you didn't know what it meant?

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Yes, that's correct. You average all of the grades together to get the overall GPA.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And Luanne's mom!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought she was starting up a kind of kame hame ha attack!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yes there is, because sex has nothing to do with death. You can explain death to a child without telling them about sex.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I guess I'm an aristocrat as well...

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well I mean, I'm in Chicago. You just have to look around, talk to people. It took me a while to find this place, but I'm oh so glad I did.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... What does that have to do with death? You're dodging the question by jumping to another extremist topic.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I got like 20 when I posted a status about a tiny turtle I saved from being roadkill.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why? How will it negatively impact the child?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Most little kids don't quite get the concept of death. They're just kind of confused about it, in my experience.

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

And you should try and find her friends, if she came with anyone.

12 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 3

Plus, a lot of women said they had increased sex drive after reading that book.

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I met my boyfriend on OKC and we've been dating for two years now. Just gotta find the one! :)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey man, that's not a confession. Internet dating is awesome.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Hm. Well you should try and find discounted stores and stuff. I can get 10 peppers for 10 cents at this store by me called Stanley's. Cheap.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

socioeconomic status instead of by race because of the racism factor, even though they are (unfortunately) basically the same. (4/4)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(aka no funding, over-crowded, generally black and Hispanic students) can get in to the program. They switched to doing it by (3)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0